- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Hello! Echo! My name is Ed!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was uneducated and was not aware of the dangers of streets in heavily populated cities.

A: Knock Knock B: ...

Q) Why was six afraid of seven? A) Seven was black.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

Q: What did Delaware? A: A black dress. She was on her way to her father's funeral.

what is worse then going to school farlingaye

What did the father say to his daughter? "I'm going to rape you."

Why did the child get an 100% on a test?? Because they got all the questions correct.

What do you call a hobo that lives a in a box. A hobo

What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

What a person such as you would say. Anyway, did you notice how I started by emulating your way of typing, spelling, spacing and so on?

What is harder than Jenga? Being a quadraplegic.

What do you call a black man in court? A lawyer.

What's the difference between a duck?

Why didn't the boy have any toes? - Because he did not have any legs.

Why was the black man hand cuffed by a woman cop? Because they are a married couple who feel like role play will help spark their sex life again.

Suddenly the Titanic started sinking, its a shame it sunk before anyone managed to find out what it was sinking about.

Lethal injection is a lot more humane than the electric chair. I know because nobody's complained about it yet.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What is worse than having sex with a dead baby in front of it's mother? Not a lot.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My room is a mess, Violets are still blue

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