- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two mooses were sitting in a tree, minding their own business, when suddenly a submarine came flying. "He probably lives here." The first moose said to the other.

why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, a poor african child probably has nothing and is starving to death while you and Chuck debate on how to spend your five dollars.

What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

Why did the rabbit fall out of the tree? because it was dead Why did the bird fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the rabbit

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Strawberries!

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

Why did the vegetarian lose her foot? Diabetes.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

i like turtals and kids

A boy found a nickel on the street. So he went to the ice cream shop and bought a gumball with the nickel.

why do you care?

matty russel are you on here

can i have 10 pounds to go to the cinema?

What does a plum and a rabbit have in common? A: they're both purple, except for the rabbit!

What did Abraham Lincoln say to his slaves? Nothing, Abraham Lincoln had no slaves.

A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. Since the man understands the meanings of most common phrases he responds in the correct and expected manner.

Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

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