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whats used in the kitchen and hurts like fuck? a cheese-grater dildo

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Q: Why do people post the same anti-joke a bajillion times in a row? A: Because they are stupid ass holes with absolutely no life.

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a blonde, a brunette and a red head are robbing a bank, they hear the police coming, so they try to find a place to hide. The red head hides in cat cage, the brunette hides in dog cage and the blonde hides in potatoe sack. When the police come the brunetter says "Woof, Woof!" the red head says "MEOW! MEOW!" and the blonde says "P-O-T-A-T-O-E!"

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Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

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where are you?

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A man walks in a barn. He lifts his bucket of food and starts feeding his horses.

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why did helen cellars dog runway. you would to if ur name was ujujujujjujujujujujj

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is.

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why does one side of a v-flock of geese have more birds? Because it does.

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What is the cow doing? Because 7,8,9

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What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

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What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

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Your mother is so fat........... that she is morbidly obese and is at severe risk for diabetes and other weight related diseases.

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What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a red light and it was his turn to cross.

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What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

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TWIX PAUSE!

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OK. so a guy walks up to another guy and says hi. The other guy said nothing. The other guy said hi again. The guy said nothing The guy got really mad and slapppeed him across the face. Finally the man said PURPLE RABBID COMPUTER TREES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and walked away while liking his blue brick.

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Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left... So they take the left and enjoy themselves at the place many considered the most wonderful place in the world.

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Why did the 5 year-old go to the hospital? He had cancer

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No, we got to speak now, or you know, never.

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Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

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Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

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