they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

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Roses are red violets are blue come on love show me you boobs/by kw

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How do you get pikachu on a bus? Rape his wife and point a gun to his head and tell him that he'd better get on the damn bus before you shoot him. Btw sorry if I just double posted. I am on an iPad at school.

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why did the man start living on the street? he lost his job, his wife left him, and had his identity stolen.

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What's worse than eating brussel sprouts? Getting raped by a brussel sprout.

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What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about the green and the wheels.

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Snooki

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whats red and and smells like blue paint red paint

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Q:What's worse than stepping on lego? A:Hiroshima.

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How do you make someone cry Take all of their belongings

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Roses are red, My watch is gold now get on your knees and do as your told

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Why didn't Sally make it to school on time? She got savagely beaten and raped.

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why did matt daly shit his pants? he had downs

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Dogs

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Why did the chicken cross the road It didint make it across

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Look, gullible is written in the sky! The man looks up and there it is.

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What's worse than accidentally biting your tongue? Hitler accidentally biting your tongue.

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What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? Pregnant

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Why do men find it difficult to look each other in the eyes? The answer actually has deep routes in their psyche, subconsious, and psychological development as children.

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Q: whats worse than a Muslim? A: a Jew

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Armando masturbated

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What's the difference between a tomato and a rhinoceros? Neither of them can ride a bicycle.

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What do you call Eric Torres A furnace magnet

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Anti Joke

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