roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweat and so are you

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Why did the German Constitutional Court issue Decision 2 BvR 1390/12 on September 12, 2012? Because they wanted to refuse the request for a temporary injunction in regards to the European Stability Mechanism!

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Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

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Why wasn't my T.V. on? Because I didn't have a remote.

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Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

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Knock Knock Who's there? No one. You're imagining things.

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What is the best place to get watermelons and fried chicken? A Watermelon grove and a popeyes and/or KFC

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What's the same about a crouton and a pencil case? Both are used for dirty things, such as shoe tying.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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I Have a Black Friend

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how do you fit 20 babies into a bucket? you put them into a blender. how do you get them out? chips.

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Many people of many races do many things every day.

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Student; Miss, please may I go toilet? Teacher; Yes, but say your alphabet first. Student; Ok

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What did the blind lawyer say to the doctor? We're both lawyers!

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What do you call a black man with a PhD and loving family? A nigger

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--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

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Spread the net.

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whats are the similarities between a dolphin and a bus? they both have wheels, aside from the dolphin. it does not,

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A young gay man comes out of the closet to his conservative, Christian parents. Everything went better than expected.

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im a straight dude and all the gay dudes at school make fun of me oh wait i wrote that backwards

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Deadly cancer.

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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i cannot get my penis to rise to the occasion, it is the holocaust tho..

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In Soviet Russia, it is the largest country in the world. A lot of the parts are uninhabitable though.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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