Who's a looser and has no friends??? Max!!! His address is 2131 HighHills Narrow...

Blonde: I'm sad. Brunette: Why? Blonde: I walked into a bar just to see my boyfriend having a drink with another woman, Brunette: I'm so sorry,

Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

What did the teacher say to the student? Get in the closet

What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

What happened to the cat that fell in the bath? It jumped out feeling cold and embarrassed.

what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

My new Muslim friend is the BOMB

Kid: knock knock Orphan: whos there? Kid: not your parents

Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

The Barackness Monster

A man with a ski mask leaves a jewelry store He then goes back because he accidentally took the clerk's pen

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A thief. What do u call a black man in school? Janitor. What do you call a black man in court? Guilty

3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

Why did the Asian woman drive 20mph on the highway? There was a deadly car accident with many fatalities.

What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought one of them would have seen it.

What do you call a Nazi in an airplane? Above sea level

The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

why did the girl eat a banana? because she was hungry

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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