What did the carrot say when it was thrown out of an airplane? Nothing. It's a carrot.

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I can't see my forehead

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I just farted, and now I have to Chit!

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A white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy jump off a building. They all die on impact and their families mourn their loss for years to come.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come home from camp.

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Q:Why do people not live forever? A: Because they die dumbass.

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Why was the jewish boy sad? He had no friends.

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Twenty-Four

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What do you call a group of jews hiding in an attic? Well, this sounds very similar to the events during World War II in which Anne Frank and various jewish refugees hid from the Nazis.

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What is funny about a child with down syndrome? Nothing.

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Q: What did the nomad get for christmas? A: Most likely nothing because he lives in the middle of nowhere where no stores exist. If anything, he got a sandstorm.

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Your mom is so fat that she enjoys junk food regularly.

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Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A nun in a blender.

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What's invisble and smells like bananas? My mailbox.

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What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

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Why is Santa fat? Because the apples are red.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Why did 4 Christians, 2 Jews, 1 Muslim, 1 Buddhist and an atheist squeeze into a Honda Accord? One of their co-workers at Appleby's made a compelling case for the financial and environmental benefits of carpooling.

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What do you call an Arab on a plane? A passenger, you racist!

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why does one side of a v-flock of geese have more birds? Because it does.

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree it can hurt you? A pool table.

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Your mother is so fat, when she dives into a pool, the on duty life guard blows his whistle to get her attention. He then proceeds to tell her about the dangers of diving into a pool with the depth of 5ft or less and asks her not to continue her antics. She is not pleased but decides it is best to follow the rules.

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Q: What is wrong on many different levels? A: Rape on an elevator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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