What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

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How many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the car.

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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What do you call putting a vehicle on the side of the road? Parking.

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if life thows you lemons ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

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What did one homo say to the other? Well, the politically correct term is homosexual, and he didn't say anything because they've never met.

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Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

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american government

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A Jew walks into a Furness

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? I hate niiggers ?

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Why was the Mexican in pain? Someone hit him with a frying pan 5 times across the face.

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You

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A dog walks into a bar and succumbs to heartworm.

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A man with short term memory loss loses his memory every day. His last memory before his accident is the day he escaped this hostpital and murdered a family of five. He continues to do this every day and he is known in Mexico as cincochico.

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so a mom is like so what you want hunny and the dad goes like you baby bahahahahaa get it?

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What happens when you drop the soap in Prison? You pick it back up and go about your business.

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Rampage, on the streets of the poor. Secrets finally leaving, escaping, rummaging out from the land and sea of unforgiven people. A loud shatter erupts from the roaring streets filled with silence, the people are coming. Engulfing the city. Red, blue, orange and yellow. Explosives and gun fire and blood flowing down into the drains, mixing innocent blood with the impure water. Violence, detonating everywhere. I see fire everywhere. Once a family home now a lost memory which cannot be found. Everything is burning, life and love. The streets not painted with red. It's soothing the sidewalk. Hush now. A shadowy night. It's whispers reaches all corners of the earth... 'The war is over' Blue skies light up the back lanes, darkness retreating back under its box of everlasting mystery They fought a war We are fighting one too (first letter of each line + final 2 lines are the last two lines of the original poem etc)

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antonio is ssooo shexy and smokes

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What's better than being in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

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Their is a stripper, a prostitute, and a pole dancer on a plane that is about to crash. They all die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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