- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma went to the gym, because she is fat.

What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

Q: How does a chicken get to work? A: A chicken does not go to work. Chickens can not legally be employed for any position in any country as they are chickens, are not human, and do not posses any prerequisites required to be hired for any existing employable position.

What's funnier than 24? 25

What type of ruler lies? A shatter resistant one

What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

Women.

There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

Q: Why did Katie fall of the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Katie

When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

Wanna know something funny? Your face

What has four wheels and smells like an asshole? YOU.

Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

Two guys go hunting and one of them aims the sniper at the other guy's house and says "I see your wife's cheating on you again with another man" he replies "I've had it with her, shoot him in the privates and shoot her in the mouth" the friend says "I'll get that in one shot".

Why could the boy not stop shaking? He has Parkinsons Syndrome.

Why did the Asian woman drive 20mph on the highway? There was a deadly car accident with many fatalities.

your mamas so fat all she gets for christmas and her birthday is girdles!

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