What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

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sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

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What do you call shark with no dorsal fin? Unused ingredients for soup.

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A:why did sam fall of the wing ? B:why ? A:she had no arms. B:... A:knock knock. B: who is there ? A:not sam

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

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What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jam is slightly more viscous and may contain bits of fruit.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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A black guy and a white guy are in a drug store. Who buys the drugs? The customers.

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In soviet Russia - some people were poor.

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Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

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Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

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What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why was the old man on the floor? He fell

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Whats better than 24? 25.

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What did the bear say to the mouse? Roar.

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how did they guy with no legs in the wheel chair walk? he couldnt because he had no legs.

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whats used in the kitchen and hurts like fuck? a cheese-grater dildo

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- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

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a blonde, a brunette and a red head are robbing a bank, they hear the police coming, so they try to find a place to hide. The red head hides in cat cage, the brunette hides in dog cage and the blonde hides in potatoe sack. When the police come the brunetter says "Woof, Woof!" the red head says "MEOW! MEOW!" and the blonde says "P-O-T-A-T-O-E!"

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A gay guy and a blind man walk into a bar. It's a gay bar. The blind man is also gay.

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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