whats the difference between a white kid a nd a puerto rican kid? one smells fine and the other one smells like he walked out of a butcher shop that sells cigars and cheap prostitutes

The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

Yes!

Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

What's worse than stepping on chewing gum A clown throwing bricks at orphans

What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

Why did the house burn down? Because I set it on fire.

What's worse than a 15 year old getting hit by a car? Adam Johnson

Why was the little kid sad at a funeral. He was actually happy and he was at six flags

What did one child say to the other child? We both are kids.

muffled-thud muffled thud who's there? Jeremy Beadle.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Because I'm colorblind

A kid goes to Band Camp and comes back better at the Trumpet.

What worse than rain Osama Bin Laden

i like pie.

What do you call a black guy who sells drugs? a pharmacist

A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The black guy because the Mexicans was recently aressted for a dwi and had his repealed. But lately he has worked towards cleaning his life up. They were actually driving to an AA meeting.

Why was the mexican being lazy? Because he lead a very successful life and retired early and now can enjoy the luxury of the finer things in life.

whats at the end of the rainbow? Purple

Your Mom.

Wal-mart didn't have the product I wanted. So I yelled at the manager until they had it. It didn't work and i was taken to jail.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can do whatever the hell it wants

What just hit my face? The floor

ok so there was a black guy a white guy and an asian in a bar.so the asian guy says lets leave and they all exited the bar.

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