a blonde, a brunette and a red head are robbing a bank, they hear the police coming, so they try to find a place to hide. The red head hides in cat cage, the brunette hides in dog cage and the blonde hides in potatoe sack. When the police come the brunetter says "Woof, Woof!" the red head says "MEOW! MEOW!" and the blonde says "P-O-T-A-T-O-E!"

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why did the grinch steal christmas? The grinch had a rough childhood. he had an abusive father and a crack cocaine addicted mother, and as a result, the grinch never got a christmas of his own. The grinch steals the happiness of christmas from the who's becuase his horrible childhood has caused him to take his anger out on everyone around him, because the grinch believes that this will make up for his depressing childhoofd

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A man walks in a barn. He lifts his bucket of food and starts feeding his horses.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is.

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why does one side of a v-flock of geese have more birds? Because it does.

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Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

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Blonde: I'm sad. Brunette: Why? Blonde: I walked into a bar just to see my boyfriend having a drink with another woman, Brunette: I'm so sorry,

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No, we got to speak now, or you know, never.

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Who's a looser and has no friends??? Max!!! His address is 2131 HighHills Narrow...

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Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

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How did the fat woman survive the car accident? She had on her seat belt.

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Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

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What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

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OK. so a guy walks up to another guy and says hi. The other guy said nothing. The other guy said hi again. The guy said nothing The guy got really mad and slapppeed him across the face. Finally the man said PURPLE RABBID COMPUTER TREES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and walked away while liking his blue brick.

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Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left... So they take the left and enjoy themselves at the place many considered the most wonderful place in the world.

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OY SHIT ITS YOUR MOM!!!

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought one of them would have seen it.

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Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

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A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

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Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

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Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

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3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

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