- Anti Joke

How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

Q: What did the blonde woman say? A: My hair is blonde

Why can't Brent speak at the moment? Because he is eating his ice-cream.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

Q: What did one car say to another? A: Nothing. Cars can't speak.

What did the pedefile say to the child? Get in the van

Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

How do you stop clowns from throwing cinderblocks at your car? Hire a hitman.

Yo mama is an upstanding member of her community.

Doctor: "I'm sorry, but your son has Hepatitis B. Asian Parent: "Why he has Hepatitis B? Why he not get the Hepatitis A plus?"

Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Starving children in africa.

What do you call a kid with cancer? screwed

What did one computer say to the other? 100111010100100111001010010001110101110010100010101011010011010010111000010101100100100100001101010000011111010010011010100110101001010100101010101010100101011010010010101010110010110010100100010101010101010

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

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What did the white man say to the black man? Hello

Why couldn't Austin eat his noodles? He was a horse, and horses don't have hands, silly goose!

Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.

What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.