What a gay guy get on his IQ test? 69

The red guy lives in the red house, the green guy lives in the green house, and the blue guy lives in the blue house. Who lives in the white house? The purple guy, he just hasn't painted his house yet.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Q: What did the blonde woman say? A: My hair is blonde

Its December 21, 2012. You are still alive.

Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

What happens when a rabbit is late for a very important date? Nothing, rabbits have no logical way to keep track of time.

Hey I just met you, and this is Crazy, but I think I Love You, so have my baby! ;)

knock knock how there me ok come in

What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

Nicolas Cage

Quantum Mechanics is so difficult to understand, somewhere Stephen Hawking just walked into a bar.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What's up brah brah

Q: What is a man? A: A miserable little pile of secrets.

What's red and eats tulips? Your face!

An Asian Woman is late and is driving her car very fast to her daughters wedding. She arrives at a reasonable time to witness the whole event.

A man see's a bird and tries to get its attention by whistling at it, much like if it were a dog. The mans whistle fails to get the birds attention because birds have wings and dogs do not.

A man walks into a bar. Dyslexia is not funny. -Tag

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-BD0nWgoIw

Knock knock. Come in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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