So I took this girl into my room we got in bed, We got under the covers and.... We had a rather delightful game of scrabble.

What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

why was little jimmy sad? he had a frog stapled to his mouth why did little jimmy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why did little jimmy fall of the swingset? he didnt have any arms what did little jimmy want for Christmas? parents what did he get for Christmas? cancer knock knock whos there? not jimmy

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

What's faster than a black man with a TV? Light.

What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

There once was a man from nantucket. But he moved to California after he won the State lottery.

Q-why did the dog run away? A-he was Michael vick's dog

why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? You eat a pizza.

whats worse then girls playing sport ? girls cutting grass

Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

squirrels with massive bonerss

yo mama so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

raping black women

where do you find sunglasses at? the store

what did one pedophile say to the other at the playground? DIBZ!!!

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

An Englishman, Irishman, and Jew walk into a bar. Steven Spielberg is a Jew.

What do giant panda bears eat? giant bamboo

What did the white man say to the black man? Hello

How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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