How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly 10 consecutive times in the head with a knife.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was uneducated and was not aware of the dangers of streets in heavily populated cities.

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A: Knock Knock B: ...

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Q: What did Delaware? A: A black dress. She was on her way to her father's funeral.

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Why did the child get an 100% on a test?? Because they got all the questions correct.

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there was a tomatoes and it blew up and died. Why did it blow up? The Nazi's needed ketchup for there Jew Burgers

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What do you call a hobo that lives a in a box. A hobo

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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Maturity is a virtue.

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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What a person such as you would say. Anyway, did you notice how I started by emulating your way of typing, spelling, spacing and so on?

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What is harder than Jenga? Being a quadraplegic.

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What do you call a black man in court? A lawyer.

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Why didn't the boy have any toes? - Because he did not have any legs.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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Why was the black man hand cuffed by a woman cop? Because they are a married couple who feel like role play will help spark their sex life again.

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Suddenly the Titanic started sinking, its a shame it sunk before anyone managed to find out what it was sinking about.

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Lethal injection is a lot more humane than the electric chair. I know because nobody's complained about it yet.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My room is a mess, Violets are still blue

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will have her institutionalized as soon as they find her.

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What is worse than having sex with a dead baby in front of it's mother? Not a lot.

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