A dyslexic man walks into a bra!

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a tree? Nailing1 baby to 10 trees

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a 5 year old rapes a pedophile

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Why is it incorrect that the universe will end in 2012? Because profound idiocy doesn't always occur.

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If she is under the age of 18 years old and is identified by your state as a minor, shes too young for you bro.

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whats worse than getting the girl you're talking to taken from you? getting the girl you like taken from you.. by a asian.

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What do you call a Fish without the I? Astyanax mexicanus, or the Blind Cave variant of the Mexican tetra

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Q: What do you call an American who has both Irish and Italian ancestry? A: An American.

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a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

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Why did the bus driver get arrested? Because he hijacked the bus.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, who shat in my garden

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Why was the ghost boy sad? He was attending his own funeral.

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What smells like peanut butter but looks like a penis? A penis, I lied about the peanut butter.

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Why is Kony hated by the kid with ADHD? Hey look a kid being raped while watching his family getting killed.

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A man with tourettes walks into a bar, due to his disease he shouts unexpected profanities across the room; everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the pressure anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom and pulls out a gun and points it at his head. HIs wife of 15 years walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to conceive. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man diagnosed with touretts then goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. After he killed everybody he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentanced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man with touretts still cannot control his ticks and rots in jail everyday screaming obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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Jim: "Hey guess what" Bill: "What" Jim: "George Bush got reelected" *Bill proceeds to throw himself into the Atlantic Ocean.*

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Yo mamma's so fat, at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that if she did not attempt to control her weight gain through a careful moderation of her diet and began exercising on a regular basis, that her obesity would soon manifest itself in a variety of chronic health conditions that would permanently alter her ability to enjoy life and could significantly decrease her lifespan.

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Straight men can be bronies.

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How do you kill a blonde? By inactivating major functions in the body, for example cutting off the blood supply to the brain.

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why did the boy drown? because water entered his lungs and suffocated him.

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What's worse than AIDS? Buying the anti-joke book

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Stop shitting in my garden

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Dead.

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Anti Joke

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