A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

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What did the Russian scientist say to the British scientist when he saw two black guys enter a strip club? "Two black guys entered the strip club"

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A brown haired woman walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor it hurts whenever I touch myself." The doctor says, "Strange, I have never heard of such a disease. Please show me." The woman touches her leg and screams,"Ow!" Then she touches her arm and screams again. The doctor asks, "Are you a natural brunette?" The woman replies, "No, I am a blonde." The doctor says, "Oh, that explains it. You have a broken finger. God, you are so blonde." The woman gets her finger treated and then lives in agony for the rest of her life due to her untreated broken leg and arm.

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A white guy, a black guy, an Indian guy, and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. They drink in moderation and discuss their children, the current state of the economy, and global politics before retiring home to their families.

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What do you do if a blond throw a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back

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What do you call a black man jumping off a bridge? Suicide.

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A tiger walks into a bar, the patrons ran out terrified.

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There are two muffins in an oven. The first muffin says, "Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?". The second one says, "Hey, look! A talkin' muffin!".

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Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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Knock Knock Who's There? The Police The Police Who? Uhm, Ma'am your son just died in a car wreck

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Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

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A priest, a midget, and the toothfairy walk into a bar. Barack Obama.

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What did the booger say the other booger? "Is he picking on you again"

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What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

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I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.

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What would you rather do or drag a board?

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What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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What is the best place to get watermelons and fried chicken? A Watermelon grove and a popeyes and/or KFC

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Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

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Knock Knock Who's there? No one. You're imagining things.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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