- Anti Joke

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes and noise and they are promptly found by the invading German soldiers. They are all shipped to Aushwitz where two of them are sent directly to the gas chambers where they are killed. The third Jew survives the Holocaust and is eventually liberated by Allied forces. He returns to his country only to find his house burnt to the ground. With no money or food, he starves to death by the side of the road and his body is eaten by various animals.

roses are red violets are blue you know what? im sick and tired of this joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Idk

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

O'Malley, an Irishman; Adam, a Jew; and Patrick, a gay man, walk into a bar. Oh crap. I just outed Patrick.

A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

What' do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's puzsy

A dog is walking down the street. The dog catcher promptly arrives and takes him to the pound. Two months later the dog is in a new, happy home with a wonderful family.

What is the difference between a black man and a white man? The pigment in their skin.

A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends

Knock knock Who's there? Yo mamma Nobody's home, go away mom

"I like my women like I like my spare tires, in the trunk of my car." -Paul Alangadan

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The women if the wnba are good at basketball

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

Dad what does negligence mean? SHUT THE FUCK UP KID! I TOLD YOU TO NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN!

Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Provolone

What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

roses are red violets are blue you know what? im sick and tired of this joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Idk

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

Women.

Homosexuals are gay.

O'Malley, an Irishman; Adam, a Jew; and Patrick, a gay man, walk into a bar. Oh crap. I just outed Patrick.

A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

What' do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's puzsy

girls basketball

A dog is walking down the street. The dog catcher promptly arrives and takes him to the pound. Two months later the dog is in a new, happy home with a wonderful family.

What is the difference between a black man and a white man? The pigment in their skin.

A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends

Knock knock Who's there? Yo mamma Nobody's home, go away mom

"I like my women like I like my spare tires, in the trunk of my car." -Paul Alangadan

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