Did you hear about Helen Keller's dog? Neither did she.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

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How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

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What's made of wood and has an eraser? a 2x4 i lied about the eraser.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at rhyming Refrigerator.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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How do you call a black man selling fruits ? Yes, but I'm not sure

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knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a pleasant evening as they talk to each other about their day over a relaxing drink.

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

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a man gets raped. -teagan doherty-

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Why did Michael Jackson became a white person? Because the society hates black people

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what do you get when you cross do you get when you cross a banana and a monkey? one happy monkey

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Q: What sucks? A: Straws

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-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Carl -Carl wh-wait... carl...CARL OH MY GOD!!!! WE ALL THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD ,CARL!!!! Where have you been? Oh my god... Mom's DEAD! When we all thought you were dead she hung herself! IT'S YOUR FAULT SHE'S DEAD, CARL! YOUR FAULT!!!!!! YOU ARE AN UNGRATEFUL PIECE OF SHIT CARL! YOU KNOW THAT? I hope you burn in hell.

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I had a great joke to tell you. I didn't want people stealing my ideas so I didn't write it. Haha

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women's rights.

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Wade

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Spongebob: Patrick! Can you hear me? Patrick: No, it's too dark.

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A girl talks to her boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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