I swear to god it wasn't me! Dont swear to god its a sin !

Roses are red violets are blue my d*** is bigger than you.

Two mooses were sitting in a tree, minding their own business, when suddenly a submarine came flying. "He probably lives here." The first moose said to the other.

Lol! Why you wanna know?

Busted? What the hell is going on?

What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

-Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? -No -Niether have they

I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'

Your mother is SO wealthy, that she should help stop the poor children in Africa from starving by donating some spare change to the Let's-Help-Stop-The-Poor-Little-African-Children-From-Starving donation center. -not a real place!!!!!

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because he was Pierre preasured by all you assholes Saying he already did it so now he feels like he Has to do it.

roses are scarce, violets are farse, come over here and i'll stick it up ya ar#e.

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roses are red violets are blue my cat died and i have alsheimers who are you

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

Why was it true for sure? It was on wikipedia.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Robin get in the car"

What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

my captcha says : forkin chickens

Whats your name? Bill. I have a son named Kevin.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

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