- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor: "I'm sorry, but your son has Hepatitis B. Asian Parent: "Why he has Hepatitis B? Why he not get the Hepatitis A plus?"

Hey, guess what? What? Dammit!

how do you kill a little girl? seeing as murder is a federal offence i will not tell you how. you should be ashamed for asking.

Whats 10 times worse than a war? Ten wars.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

Whats white and sticky? Rotten milk.

How do you get a jew out of an empty pool? Give him a lader

Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

A man see's a bird and tries to get its attention by whistling at it, much like if it were a dog. The mans whistle fails to get the birds attention because birds have wings and dogs do not.

Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

There's was an old lady. She fell in a puddle

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a homicidal maniac, six has every right to be afraid

what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

what happened to the farm animals? They were slaughtered and their parts were sold as meat, glue and other useful materials

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

What happened to the village that got swept by a tsunami? It was destroyed.

Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

This guy says: "Doctor doctor, it hurts when I do this!" He jiggles his arm and screames in pain. The doctor replies: "Well, don't do it then!"

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Camero? - The Camero isn't in my garage.

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