I'm a raging homosexual.

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why did the dentist quit his job because he had saved up enough money for his retirement

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he was hungry and mcdonalds was across the street

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whats worse than hitler? Anti-Jokes By darragh hamilton

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Why did the vampire die? He had AIDS.

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I'm not late, I'm fashionably tardy!!!!

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A blonde went to a doctor for a checkup. The blonde couldn't hear the doctor 'cuz she had headphones on so the doctor took them off. A couple of minutes later she died. The doctor was curious so he put the headphones on. It was saying, "Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out..."

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Your mama is so fat she suffered from diabetes and died of heart failure .

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XD I must like, really be into you, God I cannot breathe XD, that is like the most disgusting thing I have heard in my life, but coming from you that just comes out so quaint! XD

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What is red and tastes like parsley? Red Parsley

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What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

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How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What do you call a black guy that drives a plane? A pilot

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what happened to Timmy when he fell off his bike? CANCER.

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

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What do you call a black man at harvard? Probably a criminal who is in harvard law trying to find a good lawyer.

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when chuck norris plays call of duty, his only perk is ghost pro.

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As friend of mine recently told me that he knew my deepest darkest secret. When I asked him what it was, he said that I was too emotionally unstable, and that I would never be ready to settle down. I killed him.

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Q: Whats worse than a dead baby in a bag? A: Please just make my hamburger.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

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Your Mom's sooo fat that when she jumps into a pool her splash attack does damage :P

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There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

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Nero the guy that killed four Neo Nazi`s desecrating the funeral of one of my late members in Chile with a revolver hidden in one of the 46 hidden pockets on the inside of his trench jacket with lots of folders here, inside whose only side effect is making me look like I spend a lot more time at the gym, later one of them found me, ran towards the police which laughed at him pointed at me and said: That guy with a prosthetic arm? You dont believe me... Excellent! Nero The Avenger

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