- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

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Whats sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going off a cliff? A Caddy fits five.

THEY SAY SEEING IS BELIEVING. I NEVER SAW 9/11! 9/11? NEVER HAPPENED -Jonathan

What did the Muslim say to the Sikh? "Hello. Lovely weather today."

I had sex with your mom. It was f*cking terrible.

A disabled man walks into a bar.

what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? He is a fun-gi!!

Why did the pirate say to the donkey? Rrrrrrrrrrr you a donkey?

what does the black guy order for a drink at the bar. kool aid

Knock Knock Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! The door was never answered because they did not know the person at the door.

What's the best thing about twenty six year olds? There are 20 of them.

What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

what do you call a group of people who are systematiclly ruining a once well run family football club? steve kean , the venkys, and there advisors

Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

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