What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

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Why does Ron Weasley have friends? He does't. He's a ginger.

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How do you call a guy with a school bus on his head? Dead. It's highly unlikely that a man would be able to withstand the weight of a massive school bus on his head and survive.

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Roses are red, That much is true, but Violet are purple, not ****ing blue

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so theres this big moose, and it walks into a convenience store and asks the lady bitch "where are the potatoes?" and she says "ehh, down aisle 5" so he goes down isle five, and there aint no potatoes

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What do you call a black man at harvard? Probably a criminal who is in harvard law trying to find a good lawyer.

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A military serviceman returns home from a tour of duty to find his wife in bed with another man. He feels betrayed and files for divorce, then later meets a more faithful woman with whom he has a more fulfilling relationship.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog. Instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Guy 1: I had a Energy Drink the other day, I crashed. Guy 2: Really? That must of sucked. Guy 1: Yeah, the family in the other car died.

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yo mama is so fat she has to wear large sized clothing

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Why did Jimmy's sexy teacher ask him to stay behind after class? His grades have been slipping and she expects better from her students. How anyone views her sexually is of no relevance to this situation.

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Why should you be concerned when you see a mexican riding a bike? because he probably wasnt wearing a helmet

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Pokemon go: Team mystic

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A friend of yours tells you his version of The Aristocrats. You just wasted about 5-20 minutes of your life.

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What do you call a black guy that drives a plane? A pilot

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why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

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Shut up and stop laughing, Daddy's balls aren't gonna lick themselves.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? There was a huge pile of dead babies blocking his path.

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What is the science of classifying living things? Racism...

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Why do women why perfume and make up? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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Your Mom's sooo fat that when she jumps into a pool her splash attack does damage :P

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why did the chicken cross the road? I Lied, it was a cow not a chicken and it was a highway full of speeding cars slamming into the cow body until it would stop moooooooooooooooooving...

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A black guy walks up to the cash register at a gas station with his hands in his pockets... He pulls out a 5 dollar bill and buys a pack of gum.

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a psychopath, that's why.

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Anti Joke

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