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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Make some fucking lemonade.

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a dinosaur with a large clown hat is walking down the street when he is confronted by an obese monkey human with red hair. I set this up for a good pun, but the one i have is potatoes.

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What is worse than running away from a rapist? Getting raped by a rapist.

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Knock Knock whose there your biological parents REALLY No

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he needed to get to the store across the street.

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A blond, a brunnet and a read head all fall off a cliif, wich one did not die They all died you idiots

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Whats your name? Bill. I have a son named Kevin.

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So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

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Chrissy is funny.

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What's worse than your dad being hit by a car? Your family being hit by a bus.

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Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

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Why did the child get hit by a bus? He was blind.

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Im going to france... Why To get french fries! Have fun Im back with a $10000bill to pay Wheres the fries Shit

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Why did the man get fired? Because he had cancer

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What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

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Why did little Lucy climb up a tree? Cos her dad beats her.

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knock knock... who's there? your grandmother, now please let me in it's very cold outside. *you now proceed to open the door for your grandmother as she is elderly and you dont want her to freeze

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how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

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How do you make a blonde happy? Do something that causes that person to release endorphins.

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Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

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Why did the dog smile? It didn't. Humans are the only creatures on planet Earth capable of smiling, therefore, dogs are unable to smile.

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a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

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A man named Joe has practiced drawing cartoon characters his entire life. When Joe turns 15 he decides to enter a local drawing competeiton. Joe works very hard drawing his cartoon and finally finishes. When it is the time to hand in his drawing his drawing, he hands it in an receives a satisfying 2nd place and continues on with his life. Two years later Joe decides to enter another drawing competeiton (this one much more competitive) after his drawing skills have tremendously increased. He begins drawing and is 3/4 of the way finished when Joe is brutally murdered by a mentally disturbed man and cannot hand in his art work and is therefore disqualified from the competeiton and loses.

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