A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

Why couldn't the blonde fix the lightbulb? It was shattered.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

What is more dangerous than heroine? T.J. Lane

why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

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What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to see its chicks that got run over by a car.

Why was the women out of the kitchen? She felt the desire to relax after a day of work...

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When is a door not a door? Never. a door is always a door. it cannot be anything else.

Why do people read Bibles? To learn about God.

Whats funnier than a Dead Baby in a bathtub? Nothing Thats as good as it gets!

Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

What is long and black? Some umbrellas.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

Knock knock. Who's there? Shut up.

What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

i like turtals and kids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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