- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Abraham Lincoln lie? Because he is dead.

What do a bench and a mexican have in common? (don't worry it's not racist) You'll find both in a park. (I lied)

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" "It's who's." The grammar nazi has struck again.

Why is Roenz Gay? He isnt.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names

"I can't wait to eat this bagle!" "Yes you can." "Yeah, I guess you're right."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a metaphor.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Dylan Hodge fingered himself. Hah.

Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

Pee Pee bleekkka klup look? fupapapapapapapapap

A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

Who lost World War II? The Jews.

one day 2 strawberrys walked to the ice cream store and ordered a small cup of banana ice cream they were realley happy they were later taken in and tortured and raped

Why did the man Iorn his face? Because he felt like it.

a bald man walks into a hairdressers and demands beans on toast.

This is a sentence. This is also a senctence.

Call me a banana. You're a banana. No I'm not

Why couldn't the old lady take her Afghan Hound to the vet after the dog had been brutally harassed? She was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because the walk sign said to

Yo mama so fat... Her doctor told her she's morbidly obese and she has 2 years to live if she doesn't change her eating habits and exercise regularily.

What's the difference between a live baby and a dead baby? A dead baby doesn't cry.

Q:How many babies does it take to paint a room? A:It depends how hard you throw them

Do you know mirror has 6 letters and half of then are r's?

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