- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

What do you say when you kill a pregnant lady? Double kill

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

How do you kill two birds with one stone. You don't its not humanly possible because birds cannot be killed with rocks.

There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

Wanna hear a funny joke? I can't think of one at the moment...

you know whats funny the letter Q

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

Steven Yuhasz is so homosexual, he has sexual intercourse with other men and enjoys it. <33

what's black and blue and red all over? nothing, you're and idiot.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says why the long face. The horse, unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

Coffee just isn't his cup of tea.

A.how does a penguin change a light bulb? A.the same way all other penguins change a lightbulb

What is 4 letters and made out of wood? Wood.

What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

What's big and hairy my penis just kidding It's Bigfoot

Stephen Walking.

How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.

shammmm is a lesbian.

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