A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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One day my dog ran away. We drove around for a long time looking for it.

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I dumped this chick who was cross eyed. I thought she was seeing other people.

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a boy says hi.The girl says bye. The boy starts to cry.

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So a mama tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato were all walking down the street. The baby tomato was falling behind its parents. So the daddy tomato goes back, squishes the baby tomato and yells ketchup!

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What do you call a snail driving a boat? An accident waiting to happen.

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Q: What do you do if A bunch Of black Guys Are raping a white Girl A: Throw A Basketball at them.

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Why wouldn't you want OJ Simpson babysitting your kids? Why? He's in jail and he wouldn't be available when you needed him

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A nugget

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas Nothing he didnt live that long

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's.

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What do you call a black man at the front of a bus? A bus driver

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what did the chicken cross the road? because its a chicken

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rose are red violets should be purple

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Well educated black man.

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar with a vase of 12 roses. 57 years later he died after a lengthy battle with colon cancer.

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What do you call a man with a black book? I don't know.

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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What do you call a black man with a job? An employee

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Graphed: hey kids it's time to grape ya in the mouth Girl: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Random guy who sponsors the comercial: why is she screaming isn't thus about our new grape drink? Grapist: well… yes but look at the wY she's dresses she totally wants it.

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How many beavers can you fit in one paddling pool? None; it's probably very dangerous trying

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady who got hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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