Why didnt the black man run the marathon? He was in jail

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Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

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As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

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What do you call a guy who has no experience flying a plane? Suicidal

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When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

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How do you call a black man selling fruits ? Yes, but I'm not sure

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How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

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Why did moral man run out of morals? Moral: LEAVE MORAL MAN ALONE! BUAHAHAHA LEAVE HIM ALONE! BUAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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I lost my tractor.

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Justin Bieber got laid

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A farmer had a horse that he rode frequently. He would talk to the horse and tell it it was his closest companion. One day the farmer noticed that the horse was walking funny. So he shot it.

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I met an Asian man in Beijing, and he had very small feet. You know why? He was a midget.

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Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

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What's black and blue and red all over? I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing, he was homeless

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What's worse than a bee sting? Getting shot in the head

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penis

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Oh no! My life is ruined!

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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Nobody knows why she swallowed the fly, she probably won't die.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she got shot in the heart with a bolt action sniper rifle and died.

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How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

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hi will

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Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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