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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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u know y blondes and tornadoes r so alike? first theres a lot of blowing and sucking, and then u lose ur house!

A horse walks into a bar. Animal control them came and got him out, apologizing for the matter.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,"Why the long face?" The horse replies,"I have terminal cancer."

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

Yo momma's so fat, her lifespan is probably going to be very short and you will have to bury her soon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of it coop and there was something shinny on the other side of the street.

Why did the Jewish man dive into the street to pick up a penny? He was Tevye, a character from the famous play Fiddler on the Roof and pennies are valuable and rare in Tsarist Russia in 1905.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six affender.

roses are red, violets are red, a girl had her period in my garden.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

A Knock, Knock B There's no door. What are you knocking on?

What's the difference between donuts and dead babies? You can't buy a bakers dozen of dead babies at Tim Hortons.

Why did the man go bald? He had cancer

What do you do when your internet goes down? You right click on the internet connection and try to fix the problem.

how do you find will smith in the snow? with rescue dogs

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

How do you scare Chris Ferguson? No one knows, he always has a pokerface on.

What's the difference between Vagisil and Black People? They are disgusting!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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