I just met you! And this is crazy! I just took bath salts, and yor face looks tasty!

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how many babies does it take to paint a house? that is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

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An atheist walks into a church

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How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

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Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

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Jeff goes to the store, Helen Keller.

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What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney? Nothing chimneys don't talk

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Why? Whats wrong?

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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knock knock Labrinth come in

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Knock Knock Whos there? It's me your mom you dumbass and let me in

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Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

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Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

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A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Hello, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and I would like to talk to you about religion for a few minutes. B: Thank you, but I'm not interested. A: OK, thank you for your time, sir. B: You're quite welcome. Good day. A: Have a nice afternoon. B: You too. Bye A: Ba-bye.

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water, hydrated silica, glycerin, sorbitol, PVM/MA copolymer, sodium lauryl sulfate, flavor, cellulose gum, sodium hydroxide, propylene glycol, carrageenan, sodium saccharin, titanium dioxide all adds up to colgate. SO AS A MATTER OF FACT, CHEESE PLUS PIE IS CHICKEN. CONSIDERING THE FACT THAT I LIKE SAYING CHEESE, JACK AND JILL WENT UP THE HILL BECAUSE THEY WERE BAGELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate a dude's face.

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-Wanna hear a joke? -Not really -Oh

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump!

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An old couple walks up to me and says, "can you take our picture? It's our 50th anniversary." I reply, "sure." Then I pull the man to the side and ask, "how do you make a relationship last so long? I can't make one last 50 days let alone years." He leans in and says, "cheat"

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A horse walks into a bar... The bartender is amazed at the fact that an animal that possesses neither the mental nor the physical abilities to open doors, still managed to enter the bar without breaking anything.

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Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

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What happens to the man with cancer He dies Because the pharmaceutical company wanted to profit off a synthetic drug equal to marijuana

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