- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the guy that dropped the soap in prison? He apparently gripped it a bit too tightly causing it to slip out of his hands, but managed to pick it up promptly and finish showering with no further incidence.

What was jesus's first miracle? He made a blind man walk. And for the stupid people out there jesus's first supposed miracle was making a cripple Walk

An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders whiskey. An American enters the same bar. He orders a beer. A blonde Frenchwoman enters the same bar. She says "Gimme whatever the Irisman ordered! Double it! He's cool!" She started talking to the American

What did the leper say to the prostitute? "I am an undercover police office and you're under arrest for prostitution, ma'am."

What's worse than an explosion? A nuclear explosion.

A Knock, Knock B There's no door. What are you knocking on?

What did the doctor say to the female car crash victim? Nothing she was dead when he walked in the room.

thermodynamics?

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Why did the chicken cross the border? Because he was an immigrant and was afraid of the police.

Why couldn't the old lady take her Afghan Hound to the vet after the dog had been brutally harassed? She was dead.

Your mom is intimately familiar with many mens' penis due to her many years as a successful urologist.

Guy 1: why are you such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most p***y

What came first the chicken or the egg? The chicken god made two of every animal

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh? Mooooooohahahahaha

Cry me a river. then try and build a bridge, fail, and walk away frustrated

What do you call a black man at the head of the U.S.? A mistake.

ok, a family walks into a talant agency, the talent agent says "What can you do". The family breaks out into a sing and dance routine, and do nothing sexual in their routine.

what did the chicken cross the road? because its a chicken

Why did Jesus and his friends get crucified? So they could sing: "Always look at the bright side of life" Moral: Monty Python?

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