- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Stephen Hawkins say to President Obama? He didn't his computer did.

Why wasn't the clown funny? He didn't have a face

Why did the bus fall down? It was hit by a bus and then repeatedly battered by a blender

What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane? There's no such thing. 500,000 people can't fit onto one plane.

why did summer hit the child because the child is jackson

Why wasn't there a rainbow? It didn't rain.

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a new hat

What is black and blue and red all over? Rihanna

What did Taylor say to the other Taylor? Hi, my name is Taylor

Q: What dosent a Jew and a pizza have in commen? A: The pizza dosent scream when you put it in the oven.

How to do you kill a blonde? Various methods, most effective of which is firing squad

What do you call a politician on fire? A tragic death for the American public..

Why do guys like Halloween? Martin Luther posted the 95 theses in 1517 on this day.

how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

I TOOK A STEAMING SHIT ON YOUR MOM

Why was the boy crying? Because his parents were in a car crash and died and his grandparents were already dead and he got cancer for christmas. And he had no testicles

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released into a nearby park.

A man has only two fingers on one hand, and everybody calls him two-fingered Mike. Why? Because his fingers were lost in a tragic accident at birth, and his parents, who were considering calling him Mike, decided to lengthen the name because it seemed appropriate.

Can Geico save save you 50% on your car insurance? Does a former drill sergent make a terrible therapist?

whats the difference between a white kid a nd a puerto rican kid? one smells fine and the other one smells like he walked out of a butcher shop that sells cigars and cheap prostitutes

this is an anti joke THIS IS NOT A JOKE O:

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did a second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did a third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Q, whats worst then being trapped in a house with a ghost. A, being trapped in a house with thirteen ghosts.

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