- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What bad thing could happen if you gave a black man a gun? ....stop expecting some racist punchline!

A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

Wanna hear a joke? Joe Jonas.

Why did the man not go to church? He was an atheist.

why did the homeless man buy a mansion? he didn't. i lied. he would need a job to be able to buy a mansion.

who's best is friend is really good looking? James Cornish

If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

why do you care?

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I'm Color Blind F*CK

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They were baked until the baker them until they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Why did the samurai commit Sepuku? Because it is an honorable Japanese tradition.

Q. You know what sucks A. Being an orphan

What did Abraham Lincoln say to his slaves? Nothing, Abraham Lincoln had no slaves.

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

It's fun for you and me, that's why they call it OCD It's easy as 1..2.... Hey look a butterfly!

Why did little Lucy climb up a tree? Cos her dad beats her.

Is this the krusty krab? No, this is Patrick

Why did the girl jump of the control tower??? She didnt I lied.

Teacher: What's 2x2 John? John: (ignores teacher) Teacher: John! John: huh? Teacher: go on John: uh? 24?

Is this where I type the joke?

What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

Roxanne's hat looks like a condom

whats the best thing about polio...death

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse

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