So in Jimmy's school if u are misbehaving u are asked to get out of the room. Jimmy was in science, and he was throwing paper a bunch. Then his science teacher says, "Jimmy, do u wanna go out?" Jimmy replies "No thanks, I'm 14 and i have a girlfriend." That's how Jimmy got detention.

what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

Yo mamas so fat

Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

Q: What did one car say to another? A: Nothing. Cars can't speak.

knock knock how there me ok come in

Roses are red violets are blue my d*** is bigger than you.

It smells like triangles in here.

Knock, knock. *answers door*

Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

If push pops give life a push, Then isn't your mailbox purple?

A man walks into a bar, has a drink, pays the bartender, and leaves.

What did one hater say to the other hater? I hate you.

Why did the little boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

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"Sorry, our servers are being derpy right now. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." "Couldn't find the lulz you were looking for. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." HORSEHEAD NETWORK... YOU CANT HANDLE THE LULZ! MORAL MAN!

what do you get when you cross do you get when you cross a banana and a monkey? one happy monkey

Why did the chicken lay an egg? Because she got knocked up.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

How do you know if your teacher is gay? Ask him if he is gay.

What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

What did the midget get for Christmas? A new watch and a gift card for Applebee's.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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