An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

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whats Mario's favorite kind of jeans? Denim, denim, denim.

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How do you find a date? Look on the calendar!

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What requires lots of rubbing, dirty pictures, and leaves you happy for a little bit, but then you realize you're sad and lonely? A minimum wage job where you clean pictures.

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12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

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What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

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A dyslexic woman goes into a saloon and asks for a hair cut. Oh right, she doesn't have hair! Then why the f*** would she enter the saloon? Because she wanted to get her nails done. But she doesn't have nails either, and she doesn't want to drink. She came there because she wanted to hook up with a guy!

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Why didn't Billy have legs? Because he's a fish.

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Why could the boy not stop shaking? He has Parkinsons Syndrome.

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Whats worse than than falling in a puddle on the way to a meeting? Getting shot while your at that meeting.

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What's purple and has four wheels? A frog, except for the purple and four wheels part.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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A: B: No pun intended.

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What's worse than a rainy day? Dropping the soap

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i ate and i ate and i was sick on the floor 8x8=64

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What happened to your face? I walked into a tree

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why did the chicken cross the road because the farm is across the street from were it is now

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What's the difference between a turtle and a horse? The horse has no shell.

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A man walk into a bar. He then falls down, quickly picks himself up, and continues his life.

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I was visiting my grandad the other day and my phone died, I was really bored, he told me I rely too much on technology I replied with 'no you do' and Unplugged his life support

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Knock Knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who?

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Society has given up on chairs that spin.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Coming home and discovering that your wife has drowned your kids in the bathtub

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"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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