- Anti Joke

Your mother is SO wealthy, that she should help stop the poor children in Africa from starving by donating some spare change to the Let's-Help-Stop-The-Poor-Little-African-Children-From-Starving donation center. -not a real place!!!!!

" Hey you have something on your face. " ( man speaking punches the guy he was talking to ) " It was pain."

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A boy found a nickel on the street. So he went to the ice cream shop and bought a gumball with the nickel.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

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I got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen.

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a duck walks into a restraunt.and the waiter asks "what would you like?" a quacker (like cracker)

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Q: Why did the baby cross the road A: He was stapled to the chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is SO wealthy, that she should help stop the poor children in Africa from starving by donating some spare change to the Let's-Help-Stop-The-Poor-Little-African-Children-From-Starving donation center. -not a real place!!!!!

Me: Ask me if im a penguin friend: are you a penguin? me: no.

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are green I'm bipolar

Why did the Jew die? Because Hitler was born...

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

What did Abraham Lincoln say to his slaves? Nothing, Abraham Lincoln had no slaves.

" Hey you have something on your face. " ( man speaking punches the guy he was talking to ) " It was pain."

A boy found a nickel on the street. So he went to the ice cream shop and bought a gumball with the nickel.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

What did the Batman say to the Joker? "I am the Batman."

"I can't wait to eat this bagle!" "Yes you can." "Yeah, I guess you're right."

what did the jewish kid get for his birthday......Striped pajamas

Three bars walk into a Jew.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had died.

You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

I got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen.

a duck walks into a restraunt.and the waiter asks "what would you like?" a quacker (like cracker)

Q: Why did the baby cross the road A: He was stapled to the chicken

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