- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who has killed more people than Jeffrey Dahmer, John Wayne Gacy, and Jack Kevorkian combined? Mr. Rogers

Knock Knock Yes?

Q: What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

What happened to the guy who got bullied? He commited suicide.

A priest walks past a mailbox with the number 666 on it. Nothing happens, because it is an ordinary mailbox.

Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

What do you get if you cross a bulldog with a schitzu? A half breed prone to allergies and breathing problems.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daises are red, holy crap my garden is on fire.

How do you know it's a Mexican's birthday? They bring cupcakes to school for your entire class to enjoy.

Why did the rabbit cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

What is black, white and red all over? A black, white and red pen.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? -Its a chicken you dumb shit.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree it can hurt you? A pool table.

Tic tac toe. You were adopted.

I was walking through the woods the other day when I heard a rustle in the bushes... So I went over and said, "Russell, What are you doing in the bushes?"

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? If they didn't, their turnout gear would not effectively protect them from flames.

What’s black and white and red all over? A zebra in a meat grinder

Why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to.

A Jew walks into a bar. He quickly works on treating the injuries he had received from hitting his head against the bar when he had walked into it.

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? Dog shit.

Whats worse then losing your phone? The Holocaust

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