An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

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What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

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Me: Sometimes I like to talk to myself. Me: So do I.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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Why can't you tell Knock-Knock jokes in a Japanese farmhouse? Because your fist will go through the rice paper.

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You mamma so fat, she should consider going on a diet.

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Whats the square root of x^2? Variables cant be gay

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do you wanna hear a joke about pizza? sure. naw,its too cheesy

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knock knock who's there? Andrew Oh hey Andrew come on in!

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Why did Jimmy go to the doctor? He had just been hit by a semi truck and his legs were severed. He died later that night.

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What's neon green and has 69 legs? Nothing that I know of, but it would be an interesting creature

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Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

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Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

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What's red and has a mask ? Blood, I lied about the mask.

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a duck walks into a bar. he sits by another duck and says duck 1: Quack!! duck 2: I was just about to say that! duck 1: No way! duck 2: Seriously! duck 1: We are so a-like. duck 2: totally!

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A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

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Why did the deer die Because Jupiter is incapable of supporting life

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Whats worse than a little kid falling. Him getting vigorously raped by his father every night.

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WNBA

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Barack Obama

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