Knock Knock Whos there? Jonny Jonny who? Jonny tsunami, hope you can swim Japan

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So a man is sitting at a bar with about 20 girls sitting all around him. Amazed at this man's ability to pick up girls, another man asked him how he did. In response, the man said, "What?". The man wasn't able to hear the other man, due to the fact that there were many girls talking.

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Why did the wealthy black man shoplift from the convenience store? He is a kleptomaniac.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing Because she had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there... Not Susie Why did the plane crash Susie was flying it

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A guy walks into a bar, but a metal bar, he hurts his head, he goes to the hospital to get an x-ray, Turns out he hard a brain tumor, He died the next day,

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How much does a polar bear way? Near 1,100 pounds.

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Type 2 diabetics

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What did the blind man look at when the girl showed him her cleavage ? ... Nothing... He's blind... >_>

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How do you make a builder sad? You shit on his bricks.

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The biggest joke in anti-joke are these two MOST FAVED What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. +17662 likes MOST HATED whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven -1714 dislikes GUESS WHAT : they are both jew jokes

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Jimmy went to a bar, to see a stand up comedian, he heard the standup comedian tell a funny joke, so after the show, he went home and told his wife the joke and after that he said, i made that up, im funny arent i, the wife seemed shifty, so she googled the joke and found the stand up comedians joke, giggled and then proceeded to continue back angrily to Jimmy, because he just did the wrong thing, she slapped Jimmy in the face, divorced Jimmy and killed his 3 children because Jimmy plagurised, and plagurism is illegal, and now Jimmy has no children, and a red mark on his cheek and knows he did the wrong thing don't smoke kids

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

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trumpy trumpy trump

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knock knock who's there Berry Joe Berry Joe who? I just told you, Berry Joe. oh.

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the man the invented it doesnt want it, the man that wants it doesnt need it, and the man the needs it doesnt know it....what is it? a coffin.

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How do you survive the plague? you dont.

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

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GAME OVER!!!!!! OF COURSE!!!!!! I BEHELD AS SATAN FELL FROM THE SKY..: LIKE LIGHTNIIIIIIIIIIIING! Street Fighter 2: The (antijoke) Movie. Moral: Raul Julia, you are the man, rest in peace dude you made that movie a masterpiece, do not give this a thumbs up for me, but for the most brilliant performance he ever gave.

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Knock, Knock! Who's There? Your neighbor, I found your lost cat! Oh thanks!

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Why was it sad that the kid was playing football? He had no arms and legs and he was the football.

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Half the holocaust

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don;t know, that's why i was asking you

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Two muffins are in an oven. The oven is set to 425 degrees farenheit. The two muffins are taken out of the oven once cooked, and enjoyed by the couple who cooked them.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm Blind.

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