- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot. You racist bastard.

your mother hates you

Niki Minaj's ass

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daises are red, holy crap my garden is on fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was mad at it wife.

What's funnier than 24? 25

roses are red violets are blue bannas are yellow so is my wife

A brown haired girl and a blonde girl are driving through a cornfield. Because of this illegal activity, they are sent to court and given 8 years in the state prison.

what dog doesnt have teeth? A horse.

Why did the parrot fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

When does George Harrison take a shit? In the morning

Is every Voltorb a terrorist?

Male penises.

Biggest lie ever told... Mrs. Beiber, its a boy.

John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

If a plane crashes on the border of America and Canada, where do you bury the survivors? Somewhere discreet where no one will find them

What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

a man walks into a bar... it was a crow-bar

Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

What happens when you feed a Mini-horse a Happy Meal? If it doesn't die choking on the plastic toy included in the meal, It will most likely develop a terminal case of horse diabetes and suffer through a slow painful dying process.

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