- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

Roses are red Violets are blue I rather sleep in the class Like a boss in the school -HairyBoss

Why Did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the dying man on the other side

Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He wasn't, and in fact was entirely unaware that said road existed given the fact that he was deceased; and therefore lacked any sensory organs and motor functions associated with crossing roads.

Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

Two guys go hunting and one of them aims the sniper at the other guy's house and says "I see your wife's cheating on you again with another man" he replies "I've had it with her, shoot him in the privates and shoot her in the mouth" the friend says "I'll get that in one shot".

The Cubs are going to win the world series this year

Why did the fat lady poop on my knee? Because i'm thirsty.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? It was moldy and it was a home of many roaches.

Q: What happened to the 16 year old pregnant black woman? A: She gave birth to a baby in 9 months.

The Holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It can never be certain, as chickens are incapable of communicating.

This is not an anti joke.

Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

Yo mamas so fat

Knock knock. who's there? Alex. GO AWAY!!!

What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

do you wanna hear a joke about pizza? sure. naw,its too cheesy

where would you hide 100 dead jews in a car the ashtray because they were all cremated

What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

The women if the wnba are good at basketball

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