It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Knock Knock Who's there? No one. You're imagining things.

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A man walks into a bar. He pulls out a knife, shoots the bar tender, and then kills himself.

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A woman fell victim to nasty car accident. Her injuries were very grave. The doctors warned her family that she had two hours to live. She died two hours later.

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Why did the man walk into the bar? Because he wasn't looking where he was going

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What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

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Yo momma's so fat, her lifespan is probably going to be very short and you will have to bury her soon.

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What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

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YOLO.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Ham and Cheese!

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Your mums a penis joke.

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What do you call putting a vehicle on the side of the road? Parking.

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Q: What's big, brown, and smell like crap? A: Turd.

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how long does it take a black woman to shit? 3 to 5 minutes depending on the food she ingested earlier that day

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I've got a dig bick

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What's the difference of 13 and 4? 9

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A dyslexic boy is writing an essay. Luckily, his disease is mild and he does not misspell anything.

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Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

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Why does the gay person where a leather motorcycle suit? Because he drives motorcycles.

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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What do Michael Jackson and your family have in common? They're both dead.

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why did the lady fall on the ground? The cord for the parachute was cut by her husband

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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