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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stair I don't know? A:Because he wasn't careful

People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people. But it's really not. You always have to explain it to them.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family!

How many dead babies can you fit in a drawer? 10 25* *if you use a blender

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set? Because she didn't.

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In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

What do you get when you mix a deer and a pickle? A very odd dinner.

what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

Remember when the whole country was sad because Marget Thatcher died? No, me neither.

Who was the first person Steven Hawking runs up to when he finds out something new about science? He is in a wheelchair due to a condition called ASL, therefore he cannot "run"

What is the square-root of pi? ?pi

What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

What did the kid with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? A: Polio.

A blonde and a brunette both starred in a TV show.. It was called Beavis and Butthead.

Q: Why was Sally crying? A: Because someone punched her in the face

What do you call a white woman that had sex with a black guy? A rape victim.

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

Why didn't the man finish his dinner? His dinner was a wheelchair.

Why do black people log onto blackpeoplemeet.com? To meet black people.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

A list of comebacks: Hows ur face nancy grace ur mom ur face ur moms face take it to my butt, cuz ur the only one that gives a crap

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