what happens when I bought a car. A man stole it from me and killed my family.

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A duck walks into a bar. He sees Khloe Kardashian sitting on a barstool. The duck runs out of the bar screaming.

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What happens when you mix a black guy and a chinese guy. A disfigured man

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How do you know when you're on a Jewish golf course? The players don't yell 'FORE' they yell '$3.99!' @Obsequiously

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Why did the black person got to Wal-mart? Wal-mart has relatively low prices

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what did the right wing jew say after he was arrested for murder? bt we went through the holocust

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What did the homosexual find when he proceeded to his mailbox? His mail.

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all muslims get the fuck out of britain you fucks

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Knock knock? Who's there? To. To who? To WHOM.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the hospital? A: The victim of a violent mob attack

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Maturity is a virtue.

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b r o k e n k e y b o a r d ! ! p l e a s e h e l p ! ! ! ! !

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Why did the chicken cross the road? WHO CARES!!

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why is Pawn Stars the best show on the History Channel? Because Pawn Stars is the only show on the History Channel.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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What did the person do at the stop sign? Stop

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Why was the young girl? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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You are so stupid you should go to school and get an education so you are able to get a well paying job in this tough economy

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Dad: "Happy birthday, son! Let's go get a beer." Timmy: "But dad, birthdays are merely symbolic of how another year has gone by and how little we've grown. No matter how desperate we are, we hope that someday a better self will emerge, with each flicker of the candles on the cake, we know it's not to be, that for the rest of our sad, wretched pathetic lives, this is who we are to the bitter end. Inevitably, irrevocably; happy birthday? No such thing.” Timmy's mom had just died of cancer a few days ago. A friend walks in the door, not knowing Timmy's mom died just a few short days before his birthday. He screams, "Happy birthday!" TImmy: "Damn. I'm not going through this again."

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What isn't funny? The holacost.

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Violets are red. Roses are blue. I am drunk, and i'm about to spew.

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Joanna walks up to a random house, knocks on the door,"Is this where the party's at?!"

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Anti Joke

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