- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You wanna hear a funny joke? Sorry, but I'm really not a funny guy. Not a comedian, you know.

Knock knock Whos there? FUS ROH DAH

What's worse than finding a worm in Your apple?? A pile of dead babies

Yo mamma is so old that she died.

What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy? You're skinny

Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: His name.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was disowned by his family due to his drug addiction and had nowhere else to go.

How do you blind a Chinese man You put a blind fold on him

whats fluffy and pink? -pink fluff whats blue and fluffy? -pink fluff holding its breath.

What's a cow's favorite vacation spot? the slaughterhouse.

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What's yellow and smells like piss? Urine.

A deaf, mute clown wearing nothing but a dead cat, a rainbow wig, and his own feces breaks into a couples home on April fools day. Then he murders them both because he is an escaped patient from an asylum for the criminally insane.

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

Guess what.. chicken butt

What did one cancer patient say to the other? Nothing, both of them were dead.

America were the American dream is something only foreigners believe in

poo is yummy

The situation... Two black men are skiing down the Sahara. The Question... How much syrup does it take to kill a life-guard. The answer... The sunglasses because he never be a porcupine.

.... Take my wife..... .... She is lovely....

There once was a man from berlin He knocked on a door to go in He got such a fright When the house did ignite That he never went knocking again

An asian, black man and a white guy are stranded in a desert with no food and no water, so what do they do Die

What did the Jew say to the other Jew? Found a penny the other day....

What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

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