- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and 10 dead babies? I don't keep a Lamborghini I'm my garage

What do you call a black man holding a pistol? A black man holding a pistol

What do you call Americas first black president? A change.

what did the farmer say to the cowgirl that made her positive that she had a weird laugh? you have a weird laugh.

what do a fish and wood have in common? when they're dead, they float

What did Little Jojo get for Hanukah? Nothing he is Muslim.

two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

Knock Knock And then I looked through the peephole and I saw it was the handyman that was going to fix my leaky sink so I opened the door

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

Q: What time do you see a Chinese dentist? A: Never because China has a flawed healthcare system due to overpopulation. It is a sad and sobering reality of the plight of the Chinese citizens.

What did the black kid get for his birthday?

if life gives you lemonnde your probally halusinating

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

Ching Chong Chinaman is sitting on a wall. People make fun of his name because it is so unusual.

How do you confuse an idiot? By confusing an idiot.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' Cheese

A man walks into a bar. He backs up, unwraps it, and enjoys its chocolatey deliciousness.

Woman rights.

What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

Why did the chicken sneeze? Because someone put pepper on its nose.

Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I got to go now Gonna take a poo.

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