Why is the sky blue? The sun reflects off the water molecules in all bodies of water

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Why can't Helen Keller hear? She's dead

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Steve: Hey ask me if Im a Pelican. Bob: Are you a pelican? Steve: YES.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what would you like to drink?". The horse, unable to comprehend english, just nods and proceeds to shit on the floor

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Q. What did the blak guy say to the other black guy? A. Hey.

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Why did Doctor Who visit Ancient Greece? Because has a time machine and has that ability

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Why did the first squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure. Why did Bobby fall off his bike? He was hit by 4 squirrels Why did bobby die? He was hit by a bus

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What's Brown and Sticky? A stick.

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i got angry and i was like " i really want to kick someone" ,my friend was on the ground and shes like "you can kick me" ,and i'm like "REALLY" ,then i kicked her really hard and she cried...

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Why did the fat kid drop his Mcdonalds? Because he had a stroke.

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What did one prisoner on death row say to the other? Can you please clean off the seat when you're done? I'd like to die in my own urine.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? why? Womens rights

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What's large, green, and pissed off? The dumpster out back

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What happened when the homosexual man came out of the closet? He was congratulated for winning the hide and seek contest.

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Whats the differense between a pile of dead babies and a Farrari I actually have a Farrari in my garage.

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Why did the chicken kill himself? Because he was bullied as a child and is now suicidal

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How do you get a blonde to break a nail? Smash her finger with a wrench.

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I have a red ferrari and 20 dead babies in my garage. Didn't I have a blue ferrari?

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what happens during a climax apples

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had cancer.

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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

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Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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Q: What's white, sticky, and is swallowed by most women? A: Ice Cream

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Your mama is so ugly that she tried out for America's Next Top Model and did not get in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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