What's the difference between Vagisil and Black People? They are disgusting!

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A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

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Why was the man sitting down? He was recently paralyzed in a car accident.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it hit a poll and died of brain damage the next day

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why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

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Why does Ron Weasley have friends? He does't. He's a ginger.

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What happened when a Blonde girl and a Ginger man have sex without a condom? The woman gets pregnant and then after about nine months the woman gives birth and the child grows up, when the child is adolescent it is able to reproduce and the process continues again.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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What's funny about 9/11? All of it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he was hungry and mcdonalds was across the street

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this kid named terry was sitting in computer class then he got punched in the face

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Ask me if I'm a human! - Are you a human? No. The correct term would be a human being.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your friend Jim Oh hello Jim, please come in it is very nice to see you this fine evening.

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Why did the woman not make her husband a sandwich? Because he died in 9/11

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What's worse than not receiving presents on Christmas Day? Being forced to consume your own flesh

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, you racist.

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Q:What's worse then Finding A Worm in Your apple? A: Realizing how empty your life is.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?. I dont know either it was dark.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Clever rhyming punch line refrigerator

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Q: How do you solve a problem like Maria. A: You kill her. You kill Maria.

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Jameson: hey peter peter parker: what Jameson: do you know what my favorite kind of beans are Peter: no Jameson: van de camps

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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