- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did jack smell smoke in his neighborhood? His house burnt to the ground.

What do you call a Fish without the I? Astyanax mexicanus, or the Blind Cave variant of the Mexican tetra

what did the blind deaf mute boy get for christmas? some nice presents.

Have you heard the joke about the Swedish surgeon who found a frog in his patient's stomach? Yes, you've told me it before.

Q:Why did the boy cry? A: because his mom was hit by a bus Q: why did the boy wipe his face? A:he was covered in his mother blood and threatened all the witness who saw him push his mother into the bus

why did tom drop his ice cream he didn't because he had no icecream

What do you a call a person who can't fly. A person.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he does it the same way everybody else does.

a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar, they order a few drinks, then call a cab to go home.

What do you call something that has two legs, arms and is bloody all over? My ex's new boyfriend.

what is a model plus a poop plus a rhino plus a flamingo a peice of floob split in half or a shelby koon

Why did the mentally handicapped kid fail his math test? Because he didn't study.

ok so there was a black guy a white guy and an asian in a bar.so the asian guy says lets leave and they all exited the bar.

whats worse than getting the girl you're talking to taken from you? getting the girl you like taken from you.. by a asian.

What is black, white and red all over? A black, white and red pen.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -A kazoo. -A kazoo who? -A small, simple musical instrument consisting of a hollow pipe with a hole in it, over which is a thin covering that vibrates and produces a buzzing sound when the player sings or hums into the pipe.

A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

Al Kida and Terry Wrist walk out of jail.

An atheist walks into a church

I just met you! And this is crazy! I just took bath salts, and yor face looks tasty!

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

why did helen cellars dog runway. you would to if ur name was ujujujujjujujujujujj

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