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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas

What will you never see? A white guy that camp jump.

if she is old enough to bleed, she probably wears tampons.

Penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

There was a man workin at the supermarket, when a cow with a hat entered. He realized that it couldn't be really happening and had to be a dream. Effectively: he was dreaming. Actually, he was in jail, and his execution was scheduled for that day.

Why was the accountant sad? He just watched his wife have consensual sex with another man.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She has been abused severely for seven years by her pet kangaroo.

My dog has no nose! Then how does he smell? Terrible!

Why did the man laugh when he saw someone using a shake weight? He remembered Dane Cook's stand up preformance from the night before.

Roses are black, violets are black, we are all black Shit i'm colour blind

Why is Pawn Stars the best show on the History Channel? Because Pawn Stars is the only show on the History Channel.

A grasshopper hops into a bar and orders a drink. "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" exclaims the bartender. "You have a Melanoplus Differentialis?" asks the grasshopper. "Yes."

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to a chicken

Why did the man fall from the sky? Because he was dead.

why did the woman cross the road? to get groceries for making more sandwiches.

What did the coach do to the player Coached the player

What's the difference between a duck?

Womens Rights.

A man and a dog were sitting on a hill, the dog says to the man "Nice weather we are having today isn't it?" The man then goes insane because dogs can't talk, then later commits suicide from depression caused by his wife leaving him.

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