- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so black...because she recently suffered a horrible accident with fire and has irreparable skin damage.

Why do black people like fried chicken? -Because all races like fried chicken.

When's the right time to join reality? Right now! Get off your computer!

What do two siblings have in common? They both want the other to get hit by a bus.

Why did the monKey fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one

How did the old man keep the kids off his lawn? By molesting their Moms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The Holocaust.

Guess What! HI!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

How did Muhammed Ali get into Professional Boxing? With a lot of hard work and dedication.

The anti joke that repeats itself :(

What do you get when you mix a panda,oklahoma,and a handle? The oklahoma panhandle.

A man walks into a bar.....he then slips on an ice-cube and suffers massive trauma due to the fall. The owner is sued by the mans family and subsequently loses his business. He can no longer provide for his family. His wife is two weeks away from giving birth to their third child.

What is black at the bottom, and white at the top? Society.

Why did Janelle fail her math test? Because she didn't study.

If i could rearrange the alphabet I wouldn't put U and I together. I'd put my dick in your mouth.

Woman's Rights

A scientist walks into a bar. His forehead becomes swollen.

Why did spongebob eat Patrick Because he was hungry

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What is red and tastes like parsley? Red Parsley

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

how many blonds does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one, because she is an intelligent and capable woman

whats red and and smells like blue paint red paint

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