five high school freshmen get into a car on a Friday.They are too busy looking forward to the weekend that they speed into oncoming traffic and all die in a horrible collision.

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why did the plane crash the pilot was Suicidal

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Q:What's worse than stepping on lego? A:Hiroshima.

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why did matt daly shit his pants? he had downs

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Billy. Oh, come on in. You could have just knocked on my door or rang doorbell without saying "Knock Knock" though, that's kind of childish.

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I have a crush on my dad.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC.

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Why didn't the girl make the basketball team? She has no arms or legs.

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A mushroom walked into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom said, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender said, "Exactly. It's a health hazard. I already have two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

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Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

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what is the entire jewish population minus about 13 million? The Holocaust.

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Why was the accountant sad? He just watched his wife have consensual sex with another man.

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Why couldn't Timmy ride his tricycle? He was run over by a bus.

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what do you say to a black man with a Porsche? "hey man, i like your car."

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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Me: f*** off Asshole: YOUR MOM! Me: -is dead.

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What do you call a man who rides on unicorns? A liar. Unicorns don't exist.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your so ugly, im going to kill you! Just kidding.......... Violets are purple. -Harrison

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A white man walking dpwn the street finds a brief-case with a timer on it. A young muslim man says he dropped it. The white man then asked "What's the timer for"? The young man said, "Nothing really, just helps keep the time." They both went their separate ways.

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A terrorist walks into a bomb shop. He soon realizes he's in the wrong shop, leaves and goes on with his day.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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what is fat, sweaty, and italian? Italians

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What happened when Aladdin rubbed his lamp? It got slightly cleaner.

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