- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A redhead walks into a hairdressing salon and asks to have her hair dyed black due to being a subject of bullying and social rudeness.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Ham and Cheese!

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Why did the chicken cross the border? Because he was an immigrant and was afraid of the police.

A dyslexic boy is writing an essay. Luckily, his disease is mild and he does not misspell anything.

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Q: What do you do when your friend tells you he murdered someone? A: Call the police.

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? bullshit!!

Yo mama's so fat. PERIOD.

what did the ginger say to the other ginger? I dont now i dont speak GINGER!!!

What did the guy say to the other guy? LOOK AT MY EYEBROWS!!!!!!!

The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

What is the worst part of a 4 blacks hanging from a tree? They were only children

What did the quarter say to the dime? nothing.

how do you stop a bus? shout FOR ALLAH!

Hi? No!!!!!

A thin man walks into a Grocery Store. He trips, hits his head and is killed instantly. There are several children present and they are scarred for life.

A horse walks into a bar. Animal control them came and got him out, apologizing for the matter.

how long does it take a black woman to shit? 3 to 5 minutes depending on the food she ingested earlier that day

How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

How do you make a Plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

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