- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the police there was several calls from people in the sarounding area who heard screaming from ur basement

Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

Women have the right to vote.

A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Yes" the man replies, because he is aware that the bartender wasn't actually asking if the day way long, but rather if the day was hard.

Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

Why did Johnny fall down? Because I threw tropical fruit at him.

whats the diffrence between love and faling in love when u love some one your not falling

Whats sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going off a cliff? A Caddy fits five.

Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

John Rustenburg at the dinner table

a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

Sometimes I hope into bed and pretend I'm a carrot!!!!

What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, Mitchell ate it before it could do so.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

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