What has 8 legs , 6 eyes and 3 mouths ? - A cowboy riding a horse while holding a chicken .

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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dead battery come on down

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Does your face hurt? Because if it does, you might want to see a doctor.

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What's blue and pillowy? A blue pillow

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What's more funny than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed like a clown.

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What's the difference between a girl's mouth and her vagina? There is none. I want my penis to be inside both of those things.

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Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

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One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

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a gay guy walks into a bar what does he do? buys a drink after a hard day at work

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who's sexually attracted to bones? James Cornish

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Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

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Bin Laden: dang, these pizza guys are so late, this pizza better be free! door: Ring ring ring.. Bin Laden: yes its finally here!

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What's worse than cancer? Death.

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A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

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your moms tits are so big she may have breast cancer she may have breast cancer which takes approximitely 300,000 lives per year

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and becomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into a piece of shit.

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How do you keep a black man from robbing your house? Lock your doors, or perhaps get a update-to-date security system.

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Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

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sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

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Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

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"You know what sucks?" "vaccuums?" "you know what meteforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "you what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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