Punch line.

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What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

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What is hotter than two girls making out? The Sun.

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Seth stock has a large penis

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A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

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Whats sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going off a cliff? A Caddy fits five.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was unaware that it could get run over by a motor vehicle.

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1: Knock. Knock. 2: Don't come in I'm naked.

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Women have the right to vote.

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Did you know Hellen Keller Had a pony neither did she

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A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Yes" the man replies, because he is aware that the bartender wasn't actually asking if the day way long, but rather if the day was hard.

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Keep up the fun Nero!

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You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

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Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

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A man had a blue hat, a yellow hat and a red hat. This man has three hats.

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Why could the boy not stop shaking? He has Parkinsons Syndrome.

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What did the 4 year old black kid ask his father for Christmas? A yo-yo. nah im just kidding he doesnt know who his father is.

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Knock knock. Come in.

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A woman is home washing her dishes when she suddenly slips banging her head on a cabinet. She passed out for a few seconds, then woke to find a great gash on her left cheek, fairly spurting blood. At the emergency room, the doctor asks, "How did this happen?" The woman replied, "My boy friend tried to drown me."

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- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

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what do you call a group of people who are systematiclly ruining a once well run family football club? steve kean , the venkys, and there advisors

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

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there are two kinds of people in this world: those who like anit jokes and those who don't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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