What do you call a man with 3 arms, 6 ears, 9 fingers, and a red clown nose? His name.

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Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

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where are you?

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your mom is so blind she cant read.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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whats green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

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Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

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A convict escapes a prison he's been in for 15 years. He's soon tracked down by police and put back in jail where he'll serve another 2 years of jail time along with his 5 remaining years.

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What do you call a pair of banana peels? Trash.

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Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

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What sentence on this site is the biggest cause of forever alone. "No comments yet. Be the first"

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What happened to the guy who got bullied? He commited suicide.

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Wombat monkey juice.

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Three men walk into a bar, they are promptly served and then they go home. Later that evening the bartender closes the bar and goes upstairs to his apartment where he is struggling with his debt... Business hasn't been as good these days.

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how many horses does it take to piss on a cat 17 beccause rape isnt real in somalia

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two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

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if life gives you lemonnde your probally halusinating

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Why did the chicken sneeze? Because someone put pepper on its nose.

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If you're happy and you know it - put your hands in the air i have a gun.

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LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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The nurse at a hospital came out of the delivery room and chucked the baby down the hall to the father. The dad starts crying and the nurse starts laughing and said, "It's ok, it was already dead."

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Why the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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