There's was an old lady. She fell in a puddle

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Listen Nero, lol "listen", anyway, you seem pretty quick to take the blame for my mistakes here, I mean sigh... ...I would never send anyone to harass anyone, but then again I should never allowed them to join in the first place, how bad is that eye doing by the way? I am deeply sorry, I never meant for anything like this to happen. I am eating as I write, I mean I am still scared, I would not blame you if you still keep burning anger towards me.

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What did one hipster say to the other hipster? I'm not a hipster.

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What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

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Keep up the fun Nero!

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what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

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Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

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If you have a large penis.give this joke a thumbs up. ( :

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What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

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Why did the man follow the law? He didn't want to get arrested

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Yo mamas so fat that she decided to get a gastric bypass to help lose the weight.

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What do you call a women in the kitchen? A caterer

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R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

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yo momma so fat i abuse my wife

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Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

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McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

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Roses are black Violets are black Im Helen Keller WWWHHAATTTTT!?!?

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There once was a man named Joe. Joe had AIDS, and killed all his friends and family The End, now go back to bed, pussy

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Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

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how do you blindfold an asian...a piece of dental floss

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THEY SAY SEEING IS BELIEVING. I NEVER SAW 9/11! 9/11? NEVER HAPPENED -Jonathan

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Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

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