A black guy WALKS out of prison.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

I'm wet Ew you perv.. Stop thinking like that ! I just took a shower.

What did the cat say to the dog? Nofin Eejit.

What's funnier than 24? 25

Why is Kony hated by the kid with ADHD? Hey look a kid being raped while watching his family getting killed.

Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why was Martin Luther King Jr. Shot? Because he was black.

joe diragi makes paul look straight

Knock knock Who's there? Hector Hector who? ....I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

Yo momma so fat, people snicker as they walk past her, quietly laughing at a women obviously struggling with obesity. They then proceed to stop laughing, as they realize that their mother died from diabetes. They then proceed to move on with their day.

What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

What is cold? Winter

Woman.

Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

- Knock knock - I have a doorbell

A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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