Why is it hot outside? Because God made it so.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Steven Yuhasz is so homosexual, he has sexual intercourse with other men and enjoys it. <33

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what do you call dominic rolling down a hill?

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I used to play Skyrim but then I took an arrow in the knee. Then, I played MW3 until I took a bullet in the elbow. And now, I'm in the hospital wondering why people keep harming me.

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What dog keeps the best time? All dogs will keep reasonably good time as far as their care is concerned, if they have a stable home routine.

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A king's son's birthday came one day and the king asked what he wanted. "You can have anything in the world son." He would say. The prince answered,"Oh i'll have some purple ping pong balls." So for his birthday he got a rollar costar, a new car, a water park, a castle, and of corse some purple ping pong balls. The same answer went out of his mouth for three years. One day the prince was driving in his car, and he got into a terrible car accadent. And while he was in the ER and saying his last words, his father asked,"Son, before you die, i must know, why did you want purple ping pong balls for your all of those birthdays?" And the prince said,"Well I wanted them because-" and then he died.

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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Guy 1: "Hey do you want to hear a joke?" Guy 2: "Sure" Guy 1: "No."

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How do you drown a blonde? Tie a cinderblock to her foot and throw her in water.

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A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

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There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

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what do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? nothing since it is impossible to combine a cat and a dog

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Where do pimps go when they retire? Idaho.

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When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

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Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey! Got any guns

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I ponder

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Gianni

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Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

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What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

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It was a warm summer day when justin beiber got hit by the bus everyone was cheering

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A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

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So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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