- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What animal has four legs and one hand? Happy rottweiler

What did the blind man look at when the girl showed him her cleavage ? ... Nothing... He's blind... >_>

i hate it when Voldemort showers in my nutella

How did the fat man avoid getting dehydrated? Fat men don't excersise and therefore cannot become dehydrated.

How do you survive the plague? you dont.

Knock Knock! Whose there? Adolf Hitler

In Soviet Russia, millions of innocents died due to the oppression.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

What's green and gets people high? A green helicopter

Why did the the chicken cross the road? Escape.

Little Jimmy has 100 candy bars, and he eats 95 of them. What dies little Jimmy have? Diabetes

What do you call a person with no life. Dead.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

Three Jews walk into a bar. One says something to the other two, but it was in Yiddish, and I don't speak that, so I don't know what he said, but all of them laughed really hard, so it must have been funny.

Why was the black man pulled over? He was going 10 miles over the speed limit.

It's Adam and Eve, not Steve and Eve!

Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

knock knock who's there Berry Joe Berry Joe who? I just told you, Berry Joe. oh.

What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

A straight guy, a straight girl and a bisexual guy walk into a bar. The bisexual guy is twice as likely to find a partner from a purely statistical point of view.

Q:Why did the boy cry? A: because his mom was hit by a bus Q: why did the boy wipe his face? A:he was covered in his mother blood and threatened all the witness who saw him push his mother into the bus

Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

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