What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

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What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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How did the boy cross the road? He didn't he had polio.

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Womens rights.

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Did you hear about the Blonde who fell off a cliff You Have? Oh Ok, Have a nice day

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A minor walks into a bar. He's not very good at limbo.

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What's Brown and Sticky? A stick.

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What did one prisoner on death row say to the other? Can you please clean off the seat when you're done? I'd like to die in my own urine.

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Pete and Repete are sitting on a fence. Pete falls off. Pete suffers from a scraped knee and a bruised tailbone.

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A white man walked in da hood aaand he never came back

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Why did the family go to Mexico? Because they were deported

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Why we in a Falln tank!!!? Be cause the plane exploded!!!!!!!

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Want to hear a cat joke? Just kitten.

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Man 1: WHAT THE HELL?!?! Man 2: There is no verb in that sentence

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What did Stephen Hawkins say to President Obama? He didn't his computer did.

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Whats small, red and white, and would kill you if shot out of a cannon? A decapitated baby

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what did the parapelegic (limbless) kid get for his birthday? Heart failure

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? This isn't a car

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Women's rights.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" The man responds "I'd like to hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance covered everything." The man hangs his head and tears up as he asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor heads for the door as he answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments or appointments will be paid for." The man snaps his fingers and says "I should've voted Democrat!"

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Jimmy went to a bar, to see a stand up comedian, he heard the standup comedian tell a funny joke, so after the show, he went home and told his wife the joke and after that he said, i made that up, im funny arent i, the wife seemed shifty, so she googled the joke and found the stand up comedians joke, giggled and then proceeded to continue back angrily to Jimmy, because he just did the wrong thing, she slapped Jimmy in the face, divorced Jimmy and killed his 3 children because Jimmy plagurised, and plagurism is illegal, and now Jimmy has no children, and a red mark on his cheek and knows he did the wrong thing don't smoke kids

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