Why was the little boy so bad at the piano? It was his first time playing it.

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How did the boy cross the road? He didn't he had polio.

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Did you hear about the Blonde who fell off a cliff You Have? Oh Ok, Have a nice day

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Womens rights.

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What did one prisoner on death row say to the other? Can you please clean off the seat when you're done? I'd like to die in my own urine.

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Why did the family go to Mexico? Because they were deported

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Why we in a Falln tank!!!? Be cause the plane exploded!!!!!!!

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Want to hear a cat joke? Just kitten.

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what did th teacher say to the student? be quiet and do our work

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Women's rights.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? This isn't a car

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Whats small, red and white, and would kill you if shot out of a cannon? A decapitated baby

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A child rides by his mother on his bicycle and says "Look Mom, no hands!" The child doesn't come back, and night falls but he has yet to come home. His mother calls the police and a search begins 2 days later. He is never found is presumed dead.

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Roses are red Kittens are fluffy This doesn't rhyme Cupcake

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What do you a call a guy on steroids? A Body Builder

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Q: What dosent a Jew and a pizza have in commen? A: The pizza dosent scream when you put it in the oven.

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What's red and hurts you? A brick.

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What happened to the lady with cancer?? She got shot!!

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Jimmy went to a bar, to see a stand up comedian, he heard the standup comedian tell a funny joke, so after the show, he went home and told his wife the joke and after that he said, i made that up, im funny arent i, the wife seemed shifty, so she googled the joke and found the stand up comedians joke, giggled and then proceeded to continue back angrily to Jimmy, because he just did the wrong thing, she slapped Jimmy in the face, divorced Jimmy and killed his 3 children because Jimmy plagurised, and plagurism is illegal, and now Jimmy has no children, and a red mark on his cheek and knows he did the wrong thing don't smoke kids

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Kenny died. The Bastards.

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Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Juan

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have you seen Stevie Wonders house? Nope. oh well sorry for bothering you

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A Grape Soda inside a Chicken inside a Watermelon. Blackception.

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What's the biggest difference between white and black people? the melanin levels in their skin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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