What's worse than a 15 year old getting hit by a car? Adam Johnson

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vagina, hehehehehehehe

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? This isn't a car

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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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What did the sting ray say to steve irwin? It doesn't matter , steve irwin is dead, dead as a doormat.

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? women dont poop, especially not halle berry

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your family is dead, I killed them.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped his mother

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Do you know what is dead on the carpet ? Your mother

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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Roses are red Kittens are fluffy This doesn't rhyme Cupcake

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Why did Sam have no friends? Because he was dead.

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What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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Their, they're, there You're, your

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

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TIMMAH!

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What did one cow say to the other cow? nothing cows cant talk. They did however, exchange glances while chewing grass next to each other.

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K.

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A Panda walks into a bar and orders a drink, he then shoots the bartender and leaves. The people are shocked and the panda is arrested.

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roses are red violets are blue i ate a peanut lets go have sex

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What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

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whats orange, nocturnal, and hurts to the touch? The sun or an orange owl... Depends on your preference

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why do elephants drink so much? to try to forget.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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