- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when a taco eater eats your food? Beat him with the nearest black man's dick.

whats worse than getting in a car crash Heroshema

What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

What's worse? Cleaning a New York bathroom, or getting stabbed. WELL I DON'T GIVE A GOD DAMN!!! They both suck!

Me, myself, and I walked into a bar. We didn't say anything to each other because I'm not schetsophrenic.

What do you call a black man with a job? An employee

Why did the chicken cross the road? Two Girls One Cup

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Why did the man scream? because he was run over.

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Once upon a time there was a cat named Martin. He died.

what do you call a homeless man? poor.

That's why her hair is so big, she teases it and uses a lot of expensive products.

A man finds a lamp on the beach so decides to rub it. Nothing happens.

A dermatologist walks into a strip club. He tells the stripper she has hives on her back and that she needs to go to a clinic, then gets up from his lap dance and reports her to management.

Q: What do you call a man driving a van with a bunch of stuff in the back that doesn't belong to him? A: A delivery man

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 8 year old in my trunk

What did Charlie Sheen say to Rebecca Black? If you care about the punchline I hate you.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Whats the difference between black and white. Nothing they're both colors.

Why was Susan tied up on the railroad tracks? Because she was a blonde and her dad told her it was a roller coaster.

What's the difference between a rhino and a house cat? They look way different.

Tell me a joke Tell me a joke! TELL ME A JOKE!!! ...Womens Rights

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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