Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 killed 9.

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What to you call a Muslim person on a plane? A passenger

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What do you call a middle-aged man at a preschool? A teacher.

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What do you call a black man yelling into a crowd? a preacher

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why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

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Q: What's up? A: Definitely not a plane, due to an unfortunate hijacking and terror bombing shortly after departure. There were no survivors.

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Student; Miss, please may I go toilet? Teacher; Yes, but say your alphabet first. Student; Ok

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Why were there teeth marks in the guys arm? He bit himself

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A black woman sits down in the front of a bus.

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Roses are red voilets are blue,you are gay so fuck you,!

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why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

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who eats pencils asians

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how many dead babys can fit in a bathtub 17

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket in disguise

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A bear and a rabbit both take a dump in the woods below an old oak tree. They look at each other, smile and nod their heads in acknowledgment of one another. The bear is first to let go of his rather large load and a loud THUMP is heard throughout the woods. Shortly after another and then another. The rabbit looks at the bear for a moment then turns closes his eyes and begins to strain. Finally the sound of what can only be described as a machine gun rattles through the wood. Looking impressed the bear looks over at the rabbit as it pops off its last few pellets. When the rabbit is finished the bear asks "Do you have a problem with the shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit thinks for a moment then looks at the bear and says "Umm... No, not really." So the bear uses the rabbit to wipe his arse.

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Why did hitler commit suicide He looked at his gas bill

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What are vampires favorite drink? Vampires aren't real.

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so dont touch it.

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Women

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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connor sucks

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A black man says "ask" correctly.

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Why did the man walk into the bar? Because he wasn't looking where he was going

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