- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

What do you get when you cross an intersection? Possibly a lower leg contussion, ACL tear, breaks in 4 different sections of your arm and lots of brain swelling if you are hit by a car.

the police there was several calls from people in the sarounding area who heard screaming from ur basement

Knock Knock Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! The door was never answered because they did not know the person at the door.

What's the difference between a turtle and a horse? The horse has no shell.

i was raised in a bad family. i was the youngest and i was abused then i died three years back. then i died again and then i died again then i died again then again then i LIVED but then i died again then i died again then i died again then i died again

Women's rights

Q: What's worse than the holocaust. A: Me not getting my Christmas presents.

THEY SAY SEEING IS BELIEVING. I NEVER SAW 9/11! 9/11? NEVER HAPPENED -Jonathan

why did the white man jump out of the car? because the car was crashing

A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

what do you say when you see a winner weaner

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

A duck waddles into a bar. He orders a drink and promtly drinks it vecause he has had a hard day at work.

What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

How do you drown a black man? You refuse to help him due to your pride and therefore you are no longer a decent member of society.

buttcrack thumbs up

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. who's driving? The black guy because he just turned 16. His school mate the Mexican child is still only 15 and he will have to wait a few more months before he can drive.

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four, maybe 3, depending on the size of each person.

What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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