A gay guy and a blind man walk into a bar. It's a gay bar. The blind man is also gay.

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Mac: Hi, I'm a Mac! PC: And I'm a PC. Steve Jobs died.

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What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

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Who would win in a fight between a polar bear and a tiger? Considering that they live in different habitats, the chances are very unlikely that they would ever interact.

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What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

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Why did the milkman die? Because everyone dies.

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Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

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your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

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What happened when the teacher told the class to be quite? The class was quite.

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What is the difference between a blonde and a Mexican? Their hair color.

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A man enters a bar. Two minutes later, a woman leaves a bar. What happened? A man entered a bar and a woman left. What's there to explain?

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a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

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What did the moose say to the hunter? I don't know, what? Nothing, a moose is an animal therefore it can't say anything.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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WHO the FUK are Waseem ? and Jess ??!!!!

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Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

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Bumper Sticker: I Brake for Stop Signs

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

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What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

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why did the monkey fall out the tree? he lost his grip

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What did the Muslim have under his hood of his car? A V-8 engine.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

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What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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