- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

What did the homosexual find when he proceeded to his mailbox? His mail.

Knock, knock -Who's there? Help -Help who? Im dying of lukemia

What do you call a cannibal who won't eat his own brother? A pussy.

Knock knock Who's there? Honey, just let me in. This bloody game can't go on for an hour. I'm cold out here.

Why did the n i g g e r steal money? because he was black! and wanted a KFC thanksgiving! :)

A guy in a truck delivering furniture runs over a frog. Concerned for the frog, he pulls over and runs back to the frog and asks "Are you ok?" The frog replies "Yeah, you want to buy a cupboard?"

What is harder than Jenga? Being a quadraplegic.

Why did the womens basketball team beat the mens? the men were locked in a refrigerator

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

What do you call a black kid with dead parents? Depressed

Knock Knock. Whose There? Lettuce. Thats impossible.

a black and a mexican are walking down the street, two cops look up to see this and immediately say "shit, this can't be good".

Whats the difference between the black man and the white man? The black man was born with more melanin the pigment in there skin, which would concur the black man did have darker skin. Also, the white man had cancer.

What rhymes with popscicle and weighs at least 300 pounds? Your mom. I lied about the popsicle.

What do you call a black man who goes to college? A scholar.

How many people with Alzheimers does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

How come Hellen keller is blind and deaf? Cause she is a women.

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo.

what did bob say to joey, nothing joey's dead

What ended the black family's picnic? Rain.

What's the difference between basketball and an elephant? One's a sport and one's a large African animal.

If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

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