Where did Ellen go after the explosion? Everywhere

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head walk into a bar They are friends from school and have not seen each other in 15 years; they are hoping to have a good night out

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Why didn't the man cross the road? He was paralyzed.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your family is dead, I killed them.

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What happened to the peanut who went to NYC? Nothing because he was eaten on the plane

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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I can't see my forehead

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Two men walk in to a bar, one buys a beer. The second receives a phone call and leaves.

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There are 3 types of people in this world, those who can count to potato and those who can't.

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I share two rooms with my mother.

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Whay was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had an extra penis

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If I was a regular squirrel, I would be pissed at flying squirrels.

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What did Taylor say to the other Taylor? Hi, my name is Taylor

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Q: whats up? A: radiation levels in japan

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My girlfriend once told me " Life is like a penis, it's hard."

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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What d u tell Simba when he's moving to slow? Muvasa

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Why did the chicken eat fried chicken? Because fried chicken is so good! Kelvin Yang.

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Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

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what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a dick you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now,

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ok so there was a black guy a white guy and an asian in a bar.so the asian guy says lets leave and they all exited the bar.

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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