- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dog have 2 legs? he got cut in half.

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

-if you're American in the kitchen, British in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? -in the bathroom.

Why did the gecko cross the road.... Because he saw great deals on car insurance!!!

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

How many licks did it take for the little boy to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop? Three, and then he choked and died.

Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate to laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

How do you drown a blonde? Tie a cinderblock to her foot and throw her in water.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

DAMMIT MY IPHONE IS IN REPAIR AND I CANT GET THE APP!!!!!!!

one day four teenage boys started doing drugs. They jumped off a cliff and died.

Wanna hear a funny joke? I can't think of one at the moment...

Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

Yes. Just Yes.

Q:Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree A: No

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