Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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Does your face hurt? Because if it does, you might want to see a doctor.

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How do you kill a mocking bird? You throw an axe at it.

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There was a man on a park bench and he saw a duck fly by so he decided to go and see what it was up to. He saw that it was just going for a swim in a near by pond. He died 2 years ago of auto erotic asphyxiation because of a common fetish.

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A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

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Why'd the girl fall of her scooter? She fell into a hole and died. She was never found again. All that was left was her scooter.

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Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

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I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.

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A blond, a brunnet and a read head all fall off a cliif, wich one did not die They all died you idiots

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Kendall and Nick Fredick

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How do you get a Blonde to switch seats with you? Ask her politely.

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a man walks into a bar the other man ducks

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A blonde and a brunette are out for drinks. The brunette goes home early as she has to be up the next day.

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How do you make someone think your wierd? Pretend to be a panda.

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cool story bro. tell it again. tell it at a party.

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Hellooooo whos there? Its me fred Fred? A Canadian

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all these jokes suck ass

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How do you make a blonde happy? Do something that causes that person to release endorphins.

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The gay man came out of the closet.....Not that he wanted the world to know about his alternative lifestyle but because he is fairly wealthy and keeps his trousers on hangers in the rear of his walk in closet.

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Why do Christians believe in God? They made him up

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How long will it take for a dog to paint a color wheel? I don't know.

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why did the grandpa drop his big mak??? Because an army tank hit him

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Joey mayer's face

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Wanna hear a joke? Joe Jonas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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