It was nice knowing you Erron, it really was.

If a plane crashes on the border of America and Canada, where do you bury the survivors? Somewhere discreet where no one will find them

DAMMIT MY IPHONE IS IN REPAIR AND I CANT GET THE APP!!!!!!!

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

A pedophile walks into a daycare

Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

Oh, I must be hearing things.

What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

how do you kill a blonde? the way you would kill anyone, here are some examples gun knife noose or orange. wait wtf who kills someone with an orange

I get no respect at all. That's because I am a liar and a thief with no redeeming qualities.

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a duck walks into a bar. he sits by another duck and says duck 1: Quack!! duck 2: I was just about to say that! duck 1: No way! duck 2: Seriously! duck 1: We are so a-like. duck 2: totally!

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

It was a warm summer day when justin beiber got hit by the bus everyone was cheering

So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A thief. What do u call a black man in school? Janitor. What do you call a black man in court? Guilty

Life is an elephant, get married.

What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Anti Joke

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