A horse walks into a bar. Animal control them came and got him out, apologizing for the matter.

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Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

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Your mother is so black...because she recently suffered a horrible accident with fire and has irreparable skin damage.

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What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

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Once upon a time there was a cat named Martin. He died.

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what do you call a homeless man? poor.

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A dermatologist walks into a strip club. He tells the stripper she has hives on her back and that she needs to go to a clinic, then gets up from his lap dance and reports her to management.

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A man finds a lamp on the beach so decides to rub it. Nothing happens.

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Why did the man scream? because he was run over.

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Whats the difference between black and white. Nothing they're both colors.

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whats worse than getting in a car crash Heroshema

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What's worse? Cleaning a New York bathroom, or getting stabbed. WELL I DON'T GIVE A GOD DAMN!!! They both suck!

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Black people are ugly. They should not live in this world. They are apes. They should live as apes not humans. Why do they have ugly curly hair, fat lips, and a big flat nose? SO UGLY!! EWW

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How did the mecanic die? He drowned

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What do you do when a taco eater eats your food? Beat him with the nearest black man's dick.

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What's worse than the holocaust. I'm a Nazi so the holocaust wasn't actually that bad.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Hi, I'm just going through the neighborhood to let everyone know that women secretly enjoy being raped.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimers, Hey i just met you.

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Why was Susan tied up on the railroad tracks? Because she was a blonde and her dad told her it was a roller coaster.

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Tell me a joke Tell me a joke! TELL ME A JOKE!!! ...Womens Rights

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Why did the white girl have a black friend? Because she was very welcome to different races and wanted to learn about her culture.

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here is Stevie Wonder's poem: sjkgfhdujduehfheuefeufhhf uefuefg eufbejfbefehfehutuge' wiohl;wreohqweiothurelwueths sjtghekltrhlsdifhlziurhlsiurhtwoli

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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