What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

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How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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What do you call a black man jumping off a bridge? Suicide.

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knock knock come in

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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What's a slang term for a really, really fat person? Overweight.

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What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

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What do you call a black man forcing two young girls into his car with a gun? A Police Officer.

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot of his head

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A dog walked into the forest and saw a whale in a puddle

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What does a rock become when it falls into the red sea? Wet.

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What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

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What do you call a guy who died in a stampede? Grandpa.

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Yo mama is an upstanding member of her community.

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Justin Bieber having an erection.

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A priest, a midget, and the toothfairy walk into a bar. Barack Obama.

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Why did the vegetarian lose her foot? Diabetes.

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What do you call a tall Asian Tall

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What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

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What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and starfish are from a different phylum. They are genetically incompatible.

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Q: What do you call a white guy cooking a dinner? A: A chef

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What did the young girl say to her step-dad? Nothing. She no longer talks to him after years and years of sexual abuse which left her emotionally scarred.

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What the difference between a alien and you nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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