Why does Logan Cole beat off to Yo Gabba Gabba! ? Because Tim Tebow.

Whats the best ab workout? Solly Twist

What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane? There's no such thing. 500,000 people can't fit onto one plane.

Why did the black man buy watermlons? Because a new local super market just opened and they were on sale.

how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

What'd the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish, remember?

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. What about the vampires?

what did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

Their, they're, there You're, your

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the other birds had taken hostage the chickens family.

A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

What's worse than this joke? Taking a dump on an airplane as it crashes in to the World Trade Center.

What happened when the lawyer pissed all over the judge? He was thrown off the case, causing him to go home, rape his wife, and put a bullet into his child's head.

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He returned it to the crazed gentleman who sent it to him.

Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass...! I said "ass" a lot, sorry for the language

What did one ear say to the other ear? Did you hear that?

What did Liberia say to Texas? Tag, you're it!

Why did your mom cross the road? She Tripped and started rolling

What is White over Black? Society.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Doesn't matter, he's not coming

What happened when the man rubbed the magical lamp? Nothing.

Your mom is so fat that she enjoys junk food regularly.

Why did Susie fall off her swing? She had no arms Nock nock Who's there? Not Susie.

So a seal walks into a club..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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