- Anti Joke

One day, John ate some food. He quickly realized he had an upsetting feeling in his stomach, so he stopped eating food and used the restroom. Then he drew a picture.

What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN FART SO LOAD TO GET EVRYYBODY ATENTION

Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

No, I do not have the will, I have a family now, I make a living writing fiction, and well, play a small role in keeping not national, but worldwide stability in such things as the economics. The thing is, that you are renegades, you do not break the law, but you like to do things your own way, that gets you enemies among the so called "paragons" in the face of society and media. Its just like back in the days, if CIA, The Feds, Interpol and such are known as the "Paragons of civilization" or "the good guys" if you prefer, they can point towards you guys, and say "these are evil", and then nothing can stop them.

Why did the little boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken

So a bunch of blondes are in a group and a murder comes by and sais, "if you want to live, answer a question right." so the blondes pick there smartest on. the first question is, what is 9+4... the blonde answers five, the crowd goes "give her another chance giver her another chance, same thing happens, she gets it wrong and the crowd goes "give her another chance, give her another chance." the murderer sais "ok fine this is your final guess, what is 2+2" the blonde goes "uuhhhhhh... 4?" And the whole crowd goes "give her another chance give her another chance

a man gets raped. -teagan doherty-

A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

How many dull people does it take to replace a lightbulb? One.

Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

What did the little boy say after he was pushed off the cliff? Nothing. He died, therefore, he is incapable of speaking.

Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? One is a tasty Italian food the other is a respected member of society

A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Yes.

What is the difference between a duck?

I had a great joke to tell you. I didn't want people stealing my ideas so I didn't write it. Haha

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four, maybe 3, depending on the size of each person.

Wanna here a joke? Canadians.

MICHAEL

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