Don't worry, I'm not as random as you think I salad

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Why is a blonde a door knob... Because everybody gets a turn

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That's not what she said.

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My name is actually Nero by the way, or Neron, which means black, have you ever played Mortal Kombat? There is a character there Named Erron Black, which is a total pun on that, there is also a character named Boraicho which drinks constantly while Borracho means drunkard in Spanish so yeah, Erron Black is simply an anagram for Nero Black, or rather Neron Black... Anyway, now that we got your brain nice and confused, I can increase the effect with OVER NINE THOUSAND! So your pictures "remastered" on photoshop or something?

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A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

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Women's rights.

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how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

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Q: What time do you see a Chinese dentist? A: Never because China has a flawed healthcare system due to overpopulation. It is a sad and sobering reality of the plight of the Chinese citizens.

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Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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Why couldn't the blonde screw in the light bulb?? - she happened to be autistic

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watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

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knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

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how do make you a child cry? break his fingers

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why did one crayon give another crayon the silent treatment? because they are crayons, unable to speak

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There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

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Jews... The only funny thing they did was piss off Adolf Hitler

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i love huge wieners.

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There was an Irishman and an Australian who walked into a bar. There was also an American, who didn't. Why didn't the American walk into the bar? He was a midget.

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What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

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Q. What did the man say when his car broke down. A. Damn it, my car broke down.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Half the holocaust

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This is a swimmer Joke. Chuck Norris once lapped a kid in the 50 free... LONG COURSE.

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Anti Joke

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