What is grey and smells like sand? A Rock.

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we all know sammi has a penis

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If Jimmy has 60 candy bars and eats 50 of them, what does he have? Diabetes.

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When does George Harrison take a shit? In the morning

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Q: What do you call a black hitchhiker? A: A hitchhiker

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Guy 1: "Hey do you want to hear a joke?" Guy 2: "Sure" Guy 1: "No."

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have a proper grip on it.

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How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

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Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

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why do woman travel in packs? because men don't travel like the sisterhood in the traveling pants

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Why don't NBA basketball players shake hands after a game like players in NHL hockey...? ...Because it's a tradition in then NHL.

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It was nice knowing you Erron, it really was.

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If a plane crashes on the border of America and Canada, where do you bury the survivors? Somewhere discreet where no one will find them

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Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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2 men shot up a morgue, 16 bodies remain dead

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What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

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What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

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What's funnier than poop? More poop

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what did the special ed kid get on his iq test? drool

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A dyslexic woman goes into a saloon and asks for a hair cut. Oh right, she doesn't have hair! Then why the f*** would she enter the saloon? Because she wanted to get her nails done. But she doesn't have nails either, and she doesn't want to drink. She came there because she wanted to hook up with a guy!

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its my money!, but i dont need it right away

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Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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