A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey! Got any guns

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

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When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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Guy 1: "Hey do you want to hear a joke?" Guy 2: "Sure" Guy 1: "No."

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How do you drown a blonde? Tie a cinderblock to her foot and throw her in water.

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Where do pimps go when they retire? Idaho.

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A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

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There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

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what do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? nothing since it is impossible to combine a cat and a dog

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm your stalker, welcome to my deserted warehouse.

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Person 1: Can I write a good anti-joke? Person 2: No. Person 1: Why nut? Person 2: All the gud onez r taken. ;-; tru...

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How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

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A: How much do you love me? B: Count the stars in the sky and you'll know. A: But, it's morning. B: Exactly.

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THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE!

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A man walks into a bar.....OW!

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What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

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What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

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I walked into an elevator with Ray Rice...

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what did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur nothing dinosaurs can't talk

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Punch line.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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