roses are red violets are blue shut the fuck up or ill fuck you

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Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

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Punch line.

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What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

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What did the podiatrist say to the proctologist? That athletes foot fungus is clearing up nicely.

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I walked into an elevator with Ray Rice...

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Society has given up on chairs that spin.

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whats white and lives in a tree a fridge

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Whats sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going off a cliff? A Caddy fits five.

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Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

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There's was an old lady. She fell in a puddle

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what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

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What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

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Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

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Keep up the fun Nero!

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What did one hipster say to the other hipster? I'm not a hipster.

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Listen Nero, lol "listen", anyway, you seem pretty quick to take the blame for my mistakes here, I mean sigh... ...I would never send anyone to harass anyone, but then again I should never allowed them to join in the first place, how bad is that eye doing by the way? I am deeply sorry, I never meant for anything like this to happen. I am eating as I write, I mean I am still scared, I would not blame you if you still keep burning anger towards me.

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If you have a large penis.give this joke a thumbs up. ( :

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Why did the man follow the law? He didn't want to get arrested

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What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

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Roses are black Violets are black Im Helen Keller WWWHHAATTTTT!?!?

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how do you blindfold an asian...a piece of dental floss

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Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

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