- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have a proper grip on it.

why do woman travel in packs? because men don't travel like the sisterhood in the traveling pants

we all know sammi has a penis

Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

Guy 1: "Hey do you want to hear a joke?" Guy 2: "Sure" Guy 1: "No."

If Jimmy has 60 candy bars and eats 50 of them, what does he have? Diabetes.

When does George Harrison take a shit? In the morning

What is grey and smells like sand? A Rock.

A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

- Knock knock - I have a doorbell

What is cold? Winter

What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

Yo momma so fat, people snicker as they walk past her, quietly laughing at a women obviously struggling with obesity. They then proceed to stop laughing, as they realize that their mother died from diabetes. They then proceed to move on with their day.

Why don't NBA basketball players shake hands after a game like players in NHL hockey...? ...Because it's a tradition in then NHL.

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

If a plane crashes on the border of America and Canada, where do you bury the survivors? Somewhere discreet where no one will find them

It was nice knowing you Erron, it really was.

What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

What's funnier than poop? More poop

what did the special ed kid get on his iq test? drool

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

2 men shot up a morgue, 16 bodies remain dead

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