Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

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A man had a blue hat, a yellow hat and a red hat. This man has three hats.

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Why could the boy not stop shaking? He has Parkinsons Syndrome.

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What time is it? Ask chuck Norris! Gosh!!

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Lebron James vs. Kobe Bryant

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Knock knock. Come in.

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- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

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A woman is home washing her dishes when she suddenly slips banging her head on a cabinet. She passed out for a few seconds, then woke to find a great gash on her left cheek, fairly spurting blood. At the emergency room, the doctor asks, "How did this happen?" The woman replied, "My boy friend tried to drown me."

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What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

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what do you call a group of people who are systematiclly ruining a once well run family football club? steve kean , the venkys, and there advisors

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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there are two kinds of people in this world: those who like anit jokes and those who don't

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Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

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what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

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What's the square root of 69 Jimmy? Square root of 69 is 8 something right? Cus I've been trying to work it out oh. Jimmy! It's 8.306623863 >.

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What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

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HAPPY NOVEMBER 2

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because he didn't have a face

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Why was little Timmy an orphan? His family were slaughtered when he was three.

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Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut? A Heart Attack.

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What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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