Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

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what do you get when you have unprotected sex with a hooker? an orgasm

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Knock knock Who's there? Hector Hector who? ....I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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If i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put my penis in your mouth

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A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

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how now brown cow. WTF.

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Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

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Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

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What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pilot.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I got to go now Gonna take a poo.

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knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

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What do you call a man with 3 arms, 6 ears, 9 fingers, and a red clown nose? His name.

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Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

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Why the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

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The nurse at a hospital came out of the delivery room and chucked the baby down the hall to the father. The dad starts crying and the nurse starts laughing and said, "It's ok, it was already dead."

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your dad's gay. just let that sink in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

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If you're happy and you know it - put your hands in the air i have a gun.

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How many morman minutes does it take to get to school? A lightyear

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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