What did the blonde say to the brunette? I'm sorry your brother died

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Q: Why did the rich Wallstreet business man move into Harlem? A: Because sex offenders weren't welcome anywhere else.

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what should you say when your mates nan is in hospital with a broken leg??? ha ha my nan can stand up shes just genetically better

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Why could the woman not play the game monopoly? Because she did not own the game monopoly

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DONT THUMBS UP THIS LIKE POST THIS ON 20 MESSAGES OR YOU'RE BEST MAKE THE MOST OF YOUR LIFE WITHIN THE NEXT 7 DAYS

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a lightbulb? Because they're so darn stupid!

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Nothing because saying a fish can talk is like saying Obama is a good president.

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How do you finish your homework? Get your dog to eat it.

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Why was the T-Rex so bad at math? Cause it was stupid

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What do you get if you cross a Sheep with a Kangeroo. An abomination unto God.

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Q: What's fat and smelly? Q: What's worse than Nikki Manaj? Q: What's the bane of everyone and everything's existence? A: Kim Kardashian

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What do you call a really small grape? A grape.

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What's the difference between Rebecca black and your mom? Capitalize Black.

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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So a man is sitting at a bar with about 20 girls sitting all around him. Amazed at this man's ability to pick up girls, another man asked him how he did. In response, the man said, "What?". The man wasn't able to hear the other man, due to the fact that there were many girls talking.

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OMG guess what she just told me!! idk......im deaf.

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What did the dyslexic say to the nun? When I write, I typically misplace letters in words.

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There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released into a nearby park.

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What kind of coins to you find at the bottom of the ocean? Wet coins.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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What did the murderer get for Christmas? Executed.

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What did the black say when an asian knocked him out? Nothing, he was knocked out

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Anti Joke

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