Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

Why do Eskimos build igloos? Because it is the most practical form of habitation for their climate zone, lifestyle, and availability of materials.

Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

dead battery come on down

What do you call it when a black man and a japanese woman get married? A wedding.

What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

Why couldn't the black man swim He never learned how.

women's rights

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple finding half a worm in your apple.

Your mother is a very respectable woman.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-BD0nWgoIw

What do you call a man who has Alzheimer's? Wait what am I doing?

What's worse than loosing your pen? Getting raped by a pedophile.

One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

Q: How do you kill an Asian? A: Deprive of calculator or shoot it.

The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

why do i love my iphone because its a very versatile electronic device with many uses and i can get the anti-joke app

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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