What do you call a really small grape? A grape.

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Q: What's fat and smelly? Q: What's worse than Nikki Manaj? Q: What's the bane of everyone and everything's existence? A: Kim Kardashian

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What's the difference between Rebecca black and your mom? Capitalize Black.

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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OMG guess what she just told me!! idk......im deaf.

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What did the dyslexic say to the nun? When I write, I typically misplace letters in words.

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There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released into a nearby park.

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What kind of coins to you find at the bottom of the ocean? Wet coins.

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What did the murderer get for Christmas? Executed.

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What did the black say when an asian knocked him out? Nothing, he was knocked out

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Why did the man eat his hat? Autism.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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I walked into a bar and it hurt because it was metal

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Why did the child step on a ball?

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What do you a call a person who can't fly. A person.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Who likes to be fisted? Sock puppets.

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Why did the tree get mad at the bush? It didn't. Bushes are inanimate objects, and so are trees.

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Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

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Why do basketball players wear bibs? They don't.

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Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

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Wal-mart didn't have the product I wanted. So I yelled at the manager until they had it. It didn't work and i was taken to jail.

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Your Mom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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