Seth stock has a large penis

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

Whats the quickest way to a woman's heart? A bilateral incision on the upper left region of the sternum.

Punch line.

1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was unaware that it could get run over by a motor vehicle.

Keep up the fun Nero!

1: Knock. Knock. 2: Don't come in I'm naked.

Did you know Hellen Keller Had a pony neither did she

Women have the right to vote.

A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Yes" the man replies, because he is aware that the bartender wasn't actually asking if the day way long, but rather if the day was hard.

Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

What time is it? Ask chuck Norris! Gosh!!

Lebron James vs. Kobe Bryant

Knock knock. Come in.

- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

Why could the boy not stop shaking? He has Parkinsons Syndrome.

What did the 4 year old black kid ask his father for Christmas? A yo-yo. nah im just kidding he doesnt know who his father is.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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